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In a Rod Serling voice, "Ponder if you will, Mr. Wright, the quote just below the line."
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Codeproject 1 - Google 0
the correct syntax is Codeproject 1-0 Google
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At the very least: a better cook.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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IT Crowd Returns[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Oh Chan 4 tried turning it off didn't work so they tried turning back on
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Sounds kind of cool. We don't have that in the US. Will it be on Netflix?
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...if I could just figure out how not to fall off the darn thing[^]. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I can see it going the waz of the Segway[^], seven people think it's great and everyone else a gimmick.
speramus in juniperus
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If I could afford a Segway I'd get one of those too. Walking any distance for me becomes a painful endeavor although I imagine smacking into a curb with a Segway could be painful as well.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I have slightly fracked knees and walking can be a real pain. I take some vitamins and use a gel to relieve the joint problems; can't recall the name or be bothered to go to look but it's all in Holland & Barratt.
speramus in juniperus
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What we need is a Segway with a seat, not a full armchair thingy, just a sort of hunting stick type stool arrangement - then those of us with iffy knees could really get going.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The Segway's pretty amazing. They use them at PuDong airport, and whiz around like no-one's business.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's not entirely true. Segways are used for real things in several places. The most obvious one I can remember now is that Police in Amsterdam Schiphol airport use them to get about but I have seen them in several other similar places too.
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Want!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Used to ride a home made one when I was young and they're not hard to learn balance but when you hit a rock or other like object it gets caught under the wheel and the skate board stops and you keep going.
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Quote: the skate board stops and you keep going.
I had that problem with a horse once.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yeah the same rule of physics apply! 
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I've a buddy who just got out of a meeting.
He's scratching his head.
Turns out the new boss looked at the company website and decided, based on appearance alone, that the technology was dated and should be replaced. The boss then decided that HTML was a problem and that the web pages should use a different technology.
Fortunately, he was able to carefully let the boss know that HTML wasn't the problem.
*sigh*
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Obligatory Dilbert reference[^]
This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre.
Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.
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If you can't dazzle em with brains baffle em with bullshit.
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That cartoon was published in 1998. Cannot believe that the url is still in use today.
TOMZ_KV
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MehGerbil wrote: The boss then decided that HTML was a problem and that the web pages should use a different technology.
Wow, sounds like something right out of Dilbert. This one[^] comes close.
Makes me wonder what positive qualities your friend's boss brings to the table.
Marc
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Yeah, I also think HTML is WAY outdated... I mean it's soooo last century or even so last millenium!! 
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Is this out of the norm? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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obligatory Dilbert 3[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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