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I pity the fool who don' know this!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My memory is gone...I am oblivious...
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Yay! I know this recipe ...
Stir boil five topless allium to nothing (8)
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The Clone Wars?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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The Ultimate Scrum Tutorial, Scene 1
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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I want mankind to survive. This is the only way.
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Never.
PS: Oh, and regarding the movie... it was not good... really slow... I expected more... I would send it to the oblivion...
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The Baggy Greens - Paris's Part In Their Downfall.
speramus in juniperus
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Steve Ballmer's next job interview.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Now that autumn is here I have started a leaf clearing business.
I'll soon be raking it in.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Careful - profits could soon fall and it may be a while before they spring back.
/ravi
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Are you going to collect them in a shopping cart? Just the red ones or all colours?
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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Unfortunately it now costs the equivalent of a major forest for one ship's peanut.
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No good. Gardening wellies are green, not red.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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If you limit your business to clearing only certain types of leaves, you can improve your margins by reselling them for medicinal purposes. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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So we can expect lots of news on your new website "Leaf Bucket"?
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When it comes to garden tidying puns, please leave them out.
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I live opposite a grassed area with maybe a dozen large trees on it. The last couple of autumns an old fella has turned up with a rake and many, many, many large black bags and taken the fallen leaves away.
I assume he is composting them.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Glad to hear of your Windfall.
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Given your experience in turning-over stale jokes here on the Lounge, I suspect you'll clean-up.
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Well, what weekend?
I spent the whole damn weekend working for school / final projects, and only managed to bug off to the local bar for a coffe (YaaY, half an hour off work).
Now, why that? Because the sadder teacher buggers can't adjust their project assignments between different topics (between each other).
/rant over
'Nuff said, there will be an Arduino board with a GUI as the outcome. And a Syslog Design document on how to implement it on .Net.
*Grumbling noises*
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