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Quite a few where I live too. One ran across the path in front of us when I was walking the dog the other evening.
Talking of exotic animal sh*t, there is a baby skunk on the loose in the village I live in. We have been asked to keep an eye, and a nose, out for it's sh*t which is highly pungent and distinctive.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I just went outside to get some apples, and you'll never guess what I found on the path across the lawn? A lovely fox's Richard.
speramus in juniperus
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Well, send it to Chris; he's looking for some.
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Quite a few foxes around here too, but the main problem here a wild boars crossing streets at night time.. And there was also a bear walking around, but it was shut down...
I once did touch a fox on the motorway.. Result: fox dead, car made a 360° turn and had no damage (good there was no traffic..)
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vonb wrote: the main problem here a wild boars crossing streets at night time
That's no problem. Just see Getafix for a potion, then go out and get tomorrow's lunch.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Getafix
Had to Google that one: I have all of the Asterix albums, in French so (the original), and there he is called "Panoramix"
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I've read 'em in English, Italian, and Dutch, and they're just as funny in each language, although many of the jokes are different -- brilliant translation work.
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I used to love 'em in English, and tried reading one in the original French with the help of a French - English dictionary. Gave up on the first page after several hours of desperate head scratching. And then found out the the kid on the first page had a lisp... 
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I blame the immigants![^]
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Be glad you don't have a dog: they just looooove rolling over in foxx dooings, and then you have to jet wash the dog to get rid of the smell...
We have 'em round here, and they're mostly pretty good. There is enough prey for 'em that they don't raid the bins.
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I had dogs as a lad and we knew, we knew very well, when they'd found a foxy gift. 
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My parents have a Fox Terrier, and a regular night time visitor who seems to delight in tormenting aforementioned Fox Terrier.
Every now and again though he gets his chance, but old Reynard is too quick for him.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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You would have thought they could afford to hire one of the under-class to clean up the place, it looks a sh*t-hole, shame it must be the recession.
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Maybe some folks should get together and go hunting, cut down on the fox population.
I don't know if anyone has ever tried it...those little guys are fast and sneaky. It might take more than just walking around with a gun. Maybe some dogs or something. I don't know. But it might work.
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You would think a 1.5 million dollar house would have screen doors? Or are those standard only on the 2 million dollar version? 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Back to work after a 3 weeks holliday...
Saw my inbox this morning and I got some ca. 2'000 unread items. The good thing it was that those where error messages from apps I didn't write, but still a pain to manually delete them all.
Did I miss something here in the mean time, while I was on the sunny Spanish beach??
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Yeah it was all change while you were gone.
There were some CCC's, there were some MQOTD's, One of Nagy's kids had choir practice, somebody spammed the lounge with some interesting streaming posts and MM came on and swore about Tennis.
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PB 369,783 wrote: MM came on and swore about Tennis.
I thought I only clarified something Nish posted as no one understood what he said ans somehow I knew what he was on about.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You missed the CP Switzerland meetup.
And apparently, Leslie Nielsen died.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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_Psychopomp_ wrote: You missed the CP Switzerland meetup
I know I missed it, just a date crossing.. Do you go there??
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Been there - Sadly Rage (was on a business trip) and Klaus-Werner Konrad (family things) weren't able to attend, so only Nicholas Marty and me were there to attend.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Kind of dinner for two (or lunch for two) in Zürich then. At least you could go to a more expensive place .. 
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Fortunately he has also been diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease, so hopefully he should be able to shake it off quite easily.
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Dalek Dave wrote: <layer>he should be able to shake it off quite easily.
We thought we a saw man 'shaking it off' in his car whilst parked in the car-park of a Hotel we were staying at. We were just about to inform the security when we realised he had Parkinsons.
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