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mark merrens wrote: Just thought I'd post an inane message that was utterly harmless and inoffensive to anyone
I'm offended that you think I can't be offended by this.
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lewax00 wrote: I'm offended that you think I can't be offended by this.
You can't elephanting handle offense, you elephanting sunshine. Elephant you!
Was that more acceptable?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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mark merrens wrote: Was that more acceptable?
Much.
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Your tangerine will be crap soon enough.
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Hmm, I just had a huge bowl of chili con carne - and I'm about to board a flight ... I'll be mildly surprised if this is of interest to anybody, even if it isn't offensive ...
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You rotten barstool: one fart and you'll suffocate everyone aboard! 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Good news: everybody survived 
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I just am disgusted when I see talented people, like your good self, underestimating their offensiveness.
I guess that's just a projection resulting from the left-over hurt from my childhood when my offensiveness, contrived with great effort, was, so often, ignored by its targets, even laughed at.
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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I trust you also tweeted, FaceBooked, LinkedIn'd and Google+'d this valuable piece of information? 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: tweeted
dumb
Ravi Bhavnani wrote: FaceBooked
dumb
Ravi Bhavnani wrote: LinkedIn
dumb
Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Google
dumb
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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That's a yes then.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: That's a yes then.
Er, well, er...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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mark merrens wrote: BTW: I really did eat a tangerine.
What! How could you? Eat a resident of this fine city: Tangiers[^] - you animal!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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That really made me laugh! 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Take it to the soapbox.
speramus in juniperus
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Here all along I thought the internet was for cat videos and pr0n.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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And BACON! Don't forget that!
speramus in juniperus
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Darn, further proof I was wrong... 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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And conspiracy theories. Don't forget the conspiracy theories.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Are you trying to get him worried?
speramus in juniperus
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No!
Not me.
It's the NSA, who are working with our Lizard Masters to cover up the faking of the Moon landings (they have to in order to ensure we don't go back and find out that the whole moon is hollow and contains the Omega Particle) who have him monitored - they were the ones who erased his memory and implanted the "nerd job" persona, not me. No siree, it wasn't me. And I have a couple of alibis to prove it.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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How long have you been calling the sheep alibis?
speramus in juniperus
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Since they were moved here as part of the Witness Protection Program.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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What about the Griff Protection Plan?
speramus in juniperus
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