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So I go to make myself a cup of tea. Turns out everyone else is getting their coffee, and everyone's face is dyed pink! It's a bit hilarious, as I'm not affected, but folks are angry.
Nearly a riot in the office and some pratical jokester is getting escorted out 
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So you nicked the coffee and when you opened it you noticed the dye and that's the reason you're drinking tea and laughing at everyone else?
Brilliant!
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What did the jokester put in the coffee?
/ravi
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A pink die? Did he want to gamble? 
/ravi
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Made a quick trip over to the web team today, the employer is obviously spoiling them with much better coffee than the rest of us need to suffer, so I knicked their jar of the good stuff. That'll show them.
Excuse me, I just need to go to the toilet.
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Nicked
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Terse.
I like word association. Perhaps Sue actually cut the coffee, a bit like Bard wants to with laxative?
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Would of been better if you saved yourself 100 grand.
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NormDroid wrote: Would of have been better if you saved yourself 100 grand.
Where's the "pedant" icon when you need it?
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You know, Chris should allow a :pedant: icon and enable down-voting on any message that uses it...
speramus in juniperus
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Its odvious that their are alot of peeple whom have to-strong opinions about grammer, and its having a bad affect on the moral of the sight, so dont do it anymore!
Dont make me have to seperate yous, alright? You wont like me when I loose my temper!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You wont like me when I loose my temper!
"You" should be "U"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Last time I checked, I was me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think Dave has it, hes almost uniquely knicked it off you're messages a couple of times. I could care.
:evilgrin:
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...but does that mean that you are at present more randy than you would otherwise have been? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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"The British language didn't spread across the oceans and over the mountains and jungles and swamps of the world because these people were panty-waists"
I want than on a t-shirt.
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It'd go great with my "on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." shirt. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Keith Barrow wrote: I want than on a t-shirt.
Not half!
There're enough quotes in there to keep me going for months.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Very good, but any self-respected gentleman will know it's "The English language [...]"
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: but any self-respected gentleman will know it's "The English language
[Emphasis Mine]
Well, it was written by a Merkin, so I think we can spot the problem.
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Really hard.
The answer is OVERCAST
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Easy, once you have the solution
Superfluous = over (in the sense of Extra)
horse unable to rise = Cast
Nebulous = Cloudy = Overcast.
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horse unable to rise = Cast ? Eh ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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