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GeneralRe: Please fire the person in Microsoft that thought the charms thing is ok Pin
Spoon Of Doom10-Oct-13 5:40
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GeneralWhy, oh why? Pin
OriginalGriff8-Oct-13 6:21
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Mike Hankey8-Oct-13 6:47
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Dan Neely8-Oct-13 7:22
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OriginalGriff8-Oct-13 8:18
mveOriginalGriff8-Oct-13 8:18 
Wow!

But that's the actual driving test: behind the wheel. The test our man failed was the one you have to pass before you can even think of booking the actual on-the-road-driving bit! It's horribly complex by all reports, here is a sample:

Tick three:
At an accident someone is unconscious. Your main priorities should be:
  • Sweep up the broken glass
  • Take the names of witnesses
  • Count the number of vehicles involved
  • Check the airway is clear
  • Make sure they are breathing
  • Stop any heavy bleeding
  • Tick two:
    Objects hanging from your interior mirror may:
  • Restrict your view
  • Distract your attention
  • Improve your driving
  • Help your concentration
  • Pass mark: 43/50
    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

    English doesn't borrow from other languages.
    English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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