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Septimus Hedgehog15-Oct-13 5:10

Septimus Hedgehog

15-Oct-13 5:10

Come to our neck of the woods. It's called rape.

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Silvabolt15-Oct-13 5:33

Silvabolt

15-Oct-13 5:33

I had a different interpretation in mind.

OriginalGriff15-Oct-13 5:15

OriginalGriff

15-Oct-13 5:15

Did you follow the link from "Feague"?
I love the caption: "An eel like this had an adventure" Laugh | :laugh:

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Dalek Dave15-Oct-13 5:35

Dalek Dave

15-Oct-13 5:35

Utter crap.
Groak[^]

How can we trust what he says when he cannot even spell the words.

And feague means nothing of the sort, it means to beat.

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Richard Deeming15-Oct-13 5:43

Richard Deeming

15-Oct-13 5:43

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/feague[^]

feague (third-person singular simple present feagues, present participle feaguing, simple past and past participle feagued)

To decorate or improve in appearance through artificial means.
To increase the liveliness of a horse by inserting an irritant, such as a piece of peeled raw ginger or a live eel, in its fundament.
(obsolete) To beat or whip; to drive.

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Kschuler15-Oct-13 5:45

Kschuler

15-Oct-13 5:45

According to google, which is ALWAYS right, he is correct about feague[^]. Although it also says that as well as an eel, they sometimes used a ginger. So even back in the olden days people bullied redheads.

GuyThiebaut15-Oct-13 6:33

GuyThiebaut

15-Oct-13 6:33

I was quite discombobulated on reading this and must now depart for my pendigestatory interludicule.

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MacSpudster15-Oct-13 8:34

MacSpudster

15-Oct-13 8:34

All we have in Congress is a bunch of ultracrepidarian snollygosters, yet we can only hope they realize we, their constituents, are tired of being wamblecropt nearly to death from all the snudging these feaguing sprunters do.

Then, again, when a vast majority of their constituents gongoozle and groke all day long at the haves vs. have-nots and expect the snollygosters to do something about it when, in fact, they can't nor shouldn't, that only leaves the alert remnant constituency to daily uhtceare, which only drives them to sign-off at the end of the day far beyond that of when Sir Richard has taken off his considering cap.

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter15-Oct-13 9:23

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

15-Oct-13 9:23

I can't even enunciate them...

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).

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Bassam Abdul-Baki17-Oct-13 4:24

Bassam Abdul-Baki

17-Oct-13 4:24

Sound like words Mr. M. Burns would say.

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Dalek Dave15-Oct-13 3:34

Dalek Dave

15-Oct-13 3:34

When I am at rest, I wish to remain at rest, so you can all bugger off let me sleep.

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Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Pete O'Hanlon15-Oct-13 3:40

Pete O'Hanlon

15-Oct-13 3:40

Also known by the maxim "A watched accountant bills honestly".

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Johnny J.15-Oct-13 3:46

Johnny J.

15-Oct-13 3:46

Did you really use the two words "accountant" and "honestly" in the same sentence??? Confused | :confused:

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Shameel15-Oct-13 4:33

15-Oct-13 4:33

Oh never mind, that was a Freudian slip.

Corporal Agarn15-Oct-13 5:05

Corporal Agarn

15-Oct-13 5:05

Do people even wear slips any more?

Shameel15-Oct-13 5:15

15-Oct-13 5:15

I've seen people slipping on wet floor and getting hurt.

jeron115-Oct-13 5:27

jeron1

15-Oct-13 5:27

But that's more like Newtons 2nd law, now stay on topic! Poke tongue | ;-P

Nagy Vilmos15-Oct-13 3:52

Nagy Vilmos

15-Oct-13 3:52

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
A watched accountant bills ~~honestly~~ hourly

ftfy

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Johnny J.15-Oct-13 4:03

Johnny J.

15-Oct-13 4:03

I thought it was "The accountant always bills twice"... Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Shameel15-Oct-13 4:32

15-Oct-13 4:32

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
A watched accountant bills ~~honestly~~ for being watched.

FTFY

Plamen Dragiyski16-Oct-13 23:13

Plamen Dragiyski

16-Oct-13 23:13

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
"A watched accountant bills honestly"

Who watches honestly watched accountant bills?

Watch out

Shameel15-Oct-13 3:14

Panel falls off Dreamliner[^]

15-Oct-13 3:14

Re: Watch out

chriselst15-Oct-13 3:17

chriselst

15-Oct-13 3:17

I like the way the story mentions there were no safety concerns for the plane and those on board and completely fails to mention what or who the large panel may have landed on.

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Re: Watch out

Shameel15-Oct-13 3:27