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IPoAC[^] is an improvement on AOL!
speramus in juniperus
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Pluto only has puppies so they will have the best IP (Intelligent Puppy) Connection there... 
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See you found my copyright and websites...
Do you have any idea how hard it was knowing exactly when to go back in time to get this copyright? But it is well worth it... Now if only I knew what it was that I forgot to bring back... 
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Lottery numbers.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Damnit! Let me just get my sonic screwdriver? 
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Would you be coming back to earth if Microsoft asks to install a driver first ?
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Screw Microsoft! It is Pluto, we would only be working with Doorz....
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Well, if it doesn't work out for you on Pluto, there's always Uranus.
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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What would it mean to Software Developers if they have Pugs in their code, instead of bugs?
Can't we just call bigger errors in source code "Pugs" and the smaller ones "Bugs"?(In the end it would make sense since Pugs are actually bigger than bugs!)
We would have an idea of how bad the errors in the source code are, just by calling it "puggy" if it is a complete rubbish (or puggish??) or calling it "buggy" if there are only details to be fixed.
Think about it!
[In fact, that problem was pugging me for the last two days]
Edit: The hamsters could even rename the "Sugs'n'Bugs" for to something like "Pugs 'n' Bugs"
People becoming wiser in order to notice the stupid things they did back in the young days. This doesn't mean that they really stop doing those things. Wise people still do stupid things, only on purpose.
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What if you think Pugs are spectacularly ugly, nasty, yappy little dogs?
Can't we call bigger bugs "Scorpions", or really, really nasty ones "MRSA" instead?
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English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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A big bug is usually
OriginalGriff wrote: ugly, nasty, yappy
Calling them Scorpions wouldn't make any sense, since a Scorpion can sting itself to death - Ever seen a bug that solved itself?
People becoming wiser in order to notice the stupid things they did back in the young days. This doesn't mean that they really stop doing those things. Wise people still do stupid things, only on purpose.
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Marco Bertschi wrote: Ever seen a bug that solved itself?
If you mean ones that vanish when you try to replicate them...yes. 
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English doesn't borrow from other languages.
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OriginalGriff wrote: If you mean ones that vanish when you try to replicate them...yes.
I think you mean Heissenbugs. 
We often get bugs that create themselves. They appear in a piece of code that was notchanged in years. And after we examined and fixed the bug, we wonder how it could ever have worked in the first place.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Yes. Several times. You just shrug your shoulders and move on.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: You just shrug your shoulders and move on.
"Development tactics behind Windows 8"
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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Marco Bertschi wrote: "Development tactics behind Windows 8"
Slander!
They don't bother to shrug first...
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English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Marco Bertschi wrote: Development tactics behind Windows 8
Go. No. Further.
speramus in juniperus
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'Pug' is what my wife used to call a crap French car she once shouldn't have owned. It's rather stuck in my mind as that.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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The ones between the Bugs and the Pugs can be called Mugs, the bugs which do not trouble the users can be called Hugs and the bugs that pull along the entire app to perdition can be called Tugs.
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what about giving them a classification from a to z depending on their size
Augs, bugs, cugs,..., Zugs
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I took the apple approach and just call them features. 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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As many of you will know, Visual Studio does this thing where if you put 'todo' in a comment, it will compile these into a big catalogue of procrastination in the task window.
Every day for the last eight years I've lived by the rule of never to open that window, but this morning I erred. Christ, it's like reading a bank statement. For the love of God, do not do this....
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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If you publish this as a Tip/Trick, I will upvote it and bookmark it. It sounds like it could save a few careers. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: Soren Madsen
Why you don't add your name in the signature part 
Hello World!
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It's on my todo list. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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