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Picky, picky, picky!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Lots.
I'll sell you some for an upfront fee and share of any future profits.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Send me you bank details with your ID information and I'll deposit US$54,000,000,000.42 into your account
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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On second thought, I probably shouldn't have asked.
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Think of the replies you received as flaming arrows drawing your attention towards a place in inner space called "think outside the box."
The Lounge is a nest for first-thoughts: don't you feel less alone, now ?
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Maybe you could volunteer your services at healthcare.gov, no experience necessary!
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How about an app for creating menu bars that can be embedded into other apps?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You, too? I just released my other app into the wild so am left with nothing to do.
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And I'm very scared[^].
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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No worries, they have the situation under control in UK at least, or wait a minute... Clikety[^]
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Ahh, a rare photo of Mrs Yoda.
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With a matching wagon. Does it have a Lotus tuned suspension?
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
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Nice performance though ![^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Bring it baa'k! Are no sheep are safe?
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Not me - no way an I going to run that fast!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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You are the Original and Unique Griff you can do it
Ranjan.D
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Impressive. My new life's goal.
/ravi
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Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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They need to add Wallace and Gromit's theme music to that.
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OMG.. good one.. he should try for olympics 100 mtrs...
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Georgia man runs into burning home to get beer[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's absoöutely normal here where I live. Throw a bottle of beer over a cliff and somebody will jump after it and commit suicide.
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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Bonfire and beer, can't have one without the other.
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