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Turn the gravity up to stop it floating away.
Edit: Spam or abusive! Really? Get a grip, or at least have the balls to say why.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
modified 28-Oct-13 10:39am.
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Quote: Spam or abusive
Perhaps it's because gravity is very controversial. Some say it is just a theory and others believe it is more.
 Otherwise, who knows? I'm pretty conservative and I didn't see anything bad about it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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contracting1990 wrote: What to do when you start losing your hair?
Find it before you lose your mind too!
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Get better genes.
N.B.: this may require a time machine, and replacement parents.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Time machine doesn't exists and its not possible since its against logic.
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contracting1990 wrote: Time machine doesn't exists
Prove it! How would you know it doesn't exist?
contracting1990 wrote: its not possible since its against logic.
Professor Brian Cox thinks it is[^]
Stephen Hawking thinks it is[^]
Professor Robet Forward thinks it is[^]
And there are many, many others who consider it possible.
That doesn't mean the universe will just let you build one - but in all probability what we consider impossible today, will be considered commonplace in a hundred years time...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Its against logic and against religion. End of talk.
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"logic" and "religion" have always been in contest with the actual nature of the real world.
The real world wins in the long run, despite what "religion" or "logic" may tell you about how the universe should work to fit into the authorized mind set.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Cut it short and keep it that way.
Simples
speramus in juniperus
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My wife don't like it short.
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It's not just about the technique, eh 
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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Please, don't add further details 
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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would you like katchep with that
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contracting1990 wrote: would you like katchep with that
I'd like everything, as long as it is not a picture or a video of... What were we talking about, again?
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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About short hair or was it a hot dog 
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Do this[^], then.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Grow it long down the back, and cover the front with a label.
Either way, you win -- either she'll see it as artistic expression, or she'll think you're the person named on the label.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We Indians believe that losing hair means getting richer.
so now the question is: Which one you like more, Hair or Money? 
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Rutvik Dave wrote: We Indians believe that losing hair means getting richer.
That must be your way of self consolation. 
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No! we ask tricky counter question to a question that is very difficult to solve.
I think we are lazy but smart people. (in other words we are more suitable for IT, Oh snap!) 
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Rutvik Dave wrote: we ask tricky counter question to a question
Gawd!
If that's what Indian men are like, I'd hate to have to deal with the women.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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