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Please do not go to the Dracula play staged in cemetery tonight. It got grave reviews. Besides, none of the skeleton actors had the guts to go to the cemetery. Well on the other hand the zombies did tell me that the Ice Screams sold by the ghosts are to die for! There are even Dayscare centers for the kids to go to, I hear the witches running the place is great at teaching spelling, it gives them the edge when others fly off the broom.
For the toadlers there are some awesome games to play, like hide and shriek. All the children is safe if they just stay out of the doghouse, the werewolves are very territorial. All this is made possible by the Vampire community, they bled the bankers dry for this opportunity.
Not to worry everybody is safe thanks to Frankenstein, he did some body building for this event you know? Do not be scared away for this once in a life time deadly event!
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If you are too scared to go, you're a Halloweenie. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Bloody Hell man? Witch one are you talking to? I am a body builder and will be dead honest with you, this hairy situation will be a killer mistake. Do not think your sucky comment will last. I will bury all feelings you brought up and just take my broom and leave. It is too Ghostly to think about now.
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So many punkins you got there huh.
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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... is Bob wearing a Burka?
speramus in juniperus
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Fcuk....spat beer on the monitor
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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The site has converted to Islam. Didn't you get the email?
You have to face Mecca when typing posts now...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I can barely face the morning, bingo's got no chance.
speramus in juniperus
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OriginalGriff wrote: You have to face Mecca when typing posts now...
Muslims only face Mecca when they are parrying. Be worn this is not something you make fun of understood.
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Most of the posts in QA involve prayer of some form...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Did you get a year younger?
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Im his coworker we work in the same company 
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contracting1991 wrote: when they are parrying
So I'm not the only in the forum that does fencing?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I'll be fencing this weekend. Lost four panels in the storm on Sunday night.
speramus in juniperus
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contracting1991 wrote: Be worn
I think he already is, don't be fooled by his youthful avatar.
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I know right? I think he was about to piss in his pants
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: s Bob wearing a Burka?
Who is Bob 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: [Alien]
This is an Alien
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No, type bob with : in front and : at the back....
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![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) lives at the top left, he is the all seeing, all knowing deity of the coding fraternity.
[further reading][^]
speramus in juniperus
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It's not you, don't worry.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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By the looks of things, he might come knocking on your door today 
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