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محمد م. محمد wrote: a summery search link
Well that's nice, given it's currently winter.
(I think you meant a summary search link.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: it's currently winter. Not in Australia.
/ravi
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It's winter everywhere that matters.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Tough crowd. Mmm gotta get an original funny joke soon. I must be accepted into the CP-Critics for jokes community asap
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I remember Leslie Nielsen telling this joke in the prequel to Airplane, sometime around 1970 IIRC.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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... but its not true. I like fudge as well!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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That's a relief, at least you don't like cake too...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I'm saying nothing ...
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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You can't, your gobs full of chocolate fudge cake!
speramus in juniperus
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DeathByChocolate wrote: ... and no that is not a euphemism!
It will be when DD sees it...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Can you leave the monitor after showing this: Chocolate[^]?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Just ... two ... words Diabetes and probably Death, but it will worth it... :drool:
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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:whimper:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Because is near xmas and you opened the this lovely topic i will just add that my boyfriend's xmas present last year was a large wrap full of all kinds of Lindt chocolates.
He knows me best
It was the best xmas for a long time
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Can I have him when you've finished with him?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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No, xmas is coming and i am dying to see what he will give me and how many kinds of chocolate it will contain
But i can give you my boss. He promised me few chocolates(for job well done) but i never saw them. I will give him to you for free
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: No, xmas is coming and i am dying to see what he will give me and how many kinds of chocolate it will contain
Can't say that I blame you, lucky girl!
You can keep your boss, I already have one and I find they are grossly overrated.
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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What about crepe and cheese cake?
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Chocolate flavoured = YES
Other flavours = Maybe ...
Are you getting the theme?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I have dreams about cheese cakes
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I once had a dream in which chocolate had been banned by the government ... in fact it wasn't a dream it was a nightmare!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Don't panic - even it it did happen, I "know a man" who can smuggle some over the border into England.
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