Welcome to the Lounge

Re: Proof that QA doesn't get the stupidest questions on t'interweb

4-Dec-13 5:24

OK, sir, you are right, however please, answer: "is there any?"
--Carlo the Witch and Mermaid wannabe

Veni, vidi, vici.

CDP18024-Dec-13 7:53

CDP1802

4-Dec-13 7:53

Haha. Witch. Can't even spell. Smile | :)

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.

Re: Proof that QA doesn't get the stupidest questions on t'interweb

Chris Maunder4-Dec-13 23:52

Chris Maunder

4-Dec-13 23:52

The best part by war is the "BTW I'm also a witch". Natch.

Re: Proof that QA doesn't get the stupidest questions on t'interweb

OriginalGriff5-Dec-13 0:29

Plebgate just won't go away...

5-Dec-13 0:29

Presumably so we know she can cast spells... D'Oh! | :doh:

OriginalGriff4-Dec-13 3:29

4-Dec-13 3:29

And now Police officer to sue Andrew Mitchell for Libel[^]

When will politicians learn to just shut up and sit down? Laugh | :laugh:

Simon_Whale4-Dec-13 3:34

Simon_Whale

4-Dec-13 3:34

I think they learn that when they retire and release a book get sued for it all being poo, until then never

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

DaveAuld4-Dec-13 3:55

DaveAuld

4-Dec-13 3:55

I wish KTHopkins[^] would shut up and site down. Having watched some of her telly time on YouTube she is a poor excuse for a person/mother.

She is really getting slated on her Twitter feed following her inappropriate comments about the Scots on the morning of the HeliCrash. There is even a petition going(~75,000 sigs) to get her off the telly.

Watching here tfeed is quite amusing. (for others comments, not hers I must add).

Dave
Find Me On: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn|GitHub

Folding Stats: Team CodeProject

Septimus Hedgehog4-Dec-13 7:04

Septimus Hedgehog

4-Dec-13 7:04

I haven't watched it or heard about her comments but nothing could be worse than that slag Kay Burley who pollutes the space she occupies on Sky.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Erudite_Eric4-Dec-13 5:11

Erudite_Eric

4-Dec-13 5:11

OriginalGriff wrote:
When will politicians learn to just shut up and sit down?

When will the Police learn to stop lying.

OriginalGriff4-Dec-13 5:39

Stuck for that gift for the inner geek?

4-Dec-13 5:39

And there is the problem of course: you have two groups who both habitually tell the "truth" that makes them look best - i.e. lie through their teeth - each saying diametrically opposed things. We will probably never know what really happened, but since I suspect the orders from on high are to "get rid of this before the election because it makes us look like elitist morons" Mitchell's best bet would have been to STElephantU and wait for it to blow over. Now, it'll be "news" for another year or so given how fast the courts move...

Dalek Dave4-Dec-13 1:12

Dalek Dave

4-Dec-13 1:12

Prankster[^]

I have just bought one, because I have an evil streak!

---------------------------------
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

JMK894-Dec-13 1:30

JMK89

4-Dec-13 1:30

If somebody played that 'prank' on me the next several hours would be spent doing a complete re-install.

D'Oh! | :doh:

CPallini4-Dec-13 1:37

4-Dec-13 1:37

I do have a little child for messing up the computer. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Veni, vidi, vici.

Nagy Vilmos4-Dec-13 1:39

4-Dec-13 1:39

I have learnt to do a full b/up of the girls' machines at least every week and never allow them near mine.

speramus in juniperus

CPallini4-Dec-13 1:43

4-Dec-13 1:43

Nagy Vilmos wrote:
never allow them near mine

Are you able to accomplish that? What is your secret? Big Grin | :-D

Veni, vidi, vici.

OriginalGriff4-Dec-13 1:48

4-Dec-13 1:48

Electrified keyboard, dead mouse with buttons, that sort of thing!

Nagy Vilmos4-Dec-13 2:00

4-Dec-13 2:00

That might work with your cats, but my daughters have brains.

speramus in juniperus

Richard Deeming4-Dec-13 2:09

Richard Deeming

4-Dec-13 2:09

Nagy Vilmos wrote:
my daughters have braaains.

Oh dear. I didn't realise the recent womiting was a sign of the zombie apocalypse. Poke tongue | ;-P

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

OriginalGriff4-Dec-13 2:11

4-Dec-13 2:11

Beat me to it! Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Nagy Vilmos4-Dec-13 1:50

4-Dec-13 1:50

Total Lock Down

There are accounts for Mrs Wife and I; both passworded. I am set up as admin on ALL the machines and installs etc are disabled for their accounts.

speramus in juniperus

CPallini4-Dec-13 2:00

4-Dec-13 2:00

Same here.
However:

the 8 years old tries to guess my password every time I'm typing it.
The 4 years old sometimes switches OFF the power, sometimes makes the keyboard go out of order (don't ask my how, I simply don't know).

So I believe that Griff's approach is the only effective.

Veni, vidi, vici.

Nagy Vilmos4-Dec-13 2:07

4-Dec-13 2:07

They're dismissed from the room before I'll enter a password - Vilmos no Stupid.

speramus in juniperus

CPallini4-Dec-13 2:11

4-Dec-13 2:11

Unpractical for me. Now searching for the electrified keyboard...

Veni, vidi, vici.

BillWoodruff4-Dec-13 1:42

BillWoodruff

4-Dec-13 1:42

In another age and time, such as Thee be burned at the stake with much rejoicin' in the hearths.

"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.

Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett