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Normal people subscribed to Playboy and Penthouse, maybe even Hustler. Why Screw (with a capital S)? 
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I remember when I was young my aunt and uncle who helped raise me showed me one of her screw magazines. He must have been very young when he started.
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Mike Hankey wrote: He must have been very young when he started.
Between 12 and 14 is typical.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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3016 that is.
Consider me untrustworthy.
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Happy Birthday?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Happy birthday, youngster! ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
/ravi
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You can't trust me either way 3010 or 3016. 
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Welcome to the Fogies Club! And congratulations!
Your membership card is in the post (along with the white stick and the earplugs so you can't hear the modern music).
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I'm something 2C at my age.
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Sir Pete's post gave this idea.
1. Become sincere. I have really become lazy. I spent good amount of time learning things a couple of years back and then thought as if I have conquered the World. Looking at my condition now, I stand no where. So get sincere. Not just with programming but with almost everything.
2. Save money. I have zero savings after close to 8 years of work. I have become insanely spendthrift.
3. Get fit. Thanks to Ingress[^] I have walked 90 KM in past 2 months. Other than that, nothing. Not those crazy muscle things but fit.
4. Learn to become politically correct/diplomatic (read lie and cheat). I don't want this but seems this is the in thing. It was and it always will. I am more than certain I will fail here.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I thinking about having another crack at Haskel. Or Scheme. I keep starting, re-covering the basics, then stopping. It's a bit like starting off with algerabra: I can see how it could be extremely powerful & interesting but not being capable of it yet. I need to think of a project that'll make use of it.
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I started off with PHP, Ruby, Perl, Python. jQuery, Rails, HTML5, WPF and good old C++ last year. Spent a day and then forgot everything.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I failed at last year's New Year's resolutions but I am going to go with the same ones again this year.
1. Eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
2. Gain 20 pounds.
3. Learn a new computer language (computer or otherwise).
Where I failed:
1. There were numerous times when I withheld and either ate something healthy or didn't eat something unhealthy. FAIL!
2. Weight went up and down and up; net result: about 2 pounds lighter than last year. FAIL!
3. I got a little more skilled at java and learned a bit of Mandarin Chinese (not enough to be useful). PARTIAL!
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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Hey I found you other 18 pounds. I wish you would take them back!
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d@nish wrote: 1. Become sincere
Off to the buzzword-forum with that one.
d@nish wrote: 2. Save money.
To contrast: "In China, however, households save between 25% to 50% of their income." 
d@nish wrote: 4. Learn to become politically correct/diplomatic (read lie and cheat).
How to Win Friends and Influence People[^].
d@nish wrote: I have walked 90 KM in past 2 months.
I do two kilometer a day. Two months would get me 120 kilometer. I walk too slow to be calling it a sport, but it forces the heart to pump, the lungs to breathe outside-air, the body to get used to outside-temperatures, it forces the ass of the chair; a good moment to meditate or listen to a podcast.
Do you have a dog? 
Humans always have multiple motivations for their actions. No action from a single motivation. A dog would help with walking, and it gives you a very basic level of being fit. Then again, you might want to climb beyond merely 'bit fit' and get 'good fit'.
..so donate a few jack-russel puppies to yourself this christmas - and for extra excercise, introduce a single cat next christmas
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Decades ago I resolved to put more things off. Since I haven't got around to making anymore resolutions since then, I consider myself 100% successful in fulfilling resolutions.
Will Rogers never met me.
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As someone on here once said
My new years resolution is not to hit a panda in the eye.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I'm ok with 1920 x 1080.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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New year's resolutions:
1) Finally kill the zombie credit card balance.
2) Start saving amounts of money again to put my capital into over the top land.
3) Apply for Canadian residency(that one has been hanging around since 1999).
4) Do more with my lovely gadgets, especially video cameras.
5) Realise that I can spend copiously and save copiously at the same time, within reason(things are going great..and they're only getting better... )
6) Stop being Corporal Jones at work.
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My one resolution: more cowbell studying!
Going to try and get my 'first year' (which takes more than a year) at the Open University. I'm already almost halfway there.
It's an OO world.
public class Sander : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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Quote: Brain: The same thing we do every year, Pinky - try to take over the world!
Chorus: They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain!
do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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New Year Resolution : become less tolerant
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My new year resolution is not to make new year resolutions... so far so good... 
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