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Michael Martin30-Dec-13 19:12
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...am I allowed to be? And how stupid is my son?

So, wife had her birthday on Boxing Day, the FIL the day after and the next day he dies (it weren't unexpected).

Today, after I finish a bit of sub contracted PC fixing I stop off to deposit payments into a bank. To do this I park next to a bottle shop and being New Years Eve I had to get something. So decide to get a large bottle of Bundy OP (AUD$78.00) for the Missus birthday (yes, it is her favourite drop). So come home and place it on the dining table.

I then walk outside to help bring in snacks and drinks for the daughters 14th birthday party when I hear her (the wife) pull up. She looks up and exclaims "your Father's home" when I walk out the front door. This is the first she knows of it even though she just parked next to my car out the front of the house.

So my son (Captain Moron) decides he needs to hide the bottle of Rum (Note that this is considerably smaller than the car she couldn't notice right next to hers and as far from the front door as possible. Also note it is in a paper bag, so effectively invisible to her). So he picks it up, and drops it before he has taken 2 steps. Glass everywhere, rum through my built but not setup NAS and all through my laptop bag, soaked through the bag to the inside. Covers all up about 12-16 square metres.

I scream obscenities and walk up the road for a bit, the wife stupidly abuses the boy (who is a moron) cause she thinks this is what I want (it is what I want, along with a solid smack to the head, but all I will achieve is getting neck deep in the sh*t) then abuses me cause she abused him.

Now I'm being told it is an accident and not to worry she didn't need the Rum. She can't understand that I would prefer to burn the AUD$80.00 as I am still out of pocket but didn't have to view the trauma of 1.125 litres of OP Rum all over the floor and then the 20+ miniutes of cleaning it up and the remainder of the night walking around bare foot to find the glass they missed.

Michael Martin
Australia

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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