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Jaws.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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The Deer Hunter
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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that is correct, did you look it up?
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I have never watched it actually, but I can search the exact phrase 
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Dr. House
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Thank you for not smoking?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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So with my ad fill rate on Pubcenter handing around 11%, I figured I'd look into other options for ad providers on my Windows 8 app. I found InMobi and immediately fell in love with it. I downloaded the SDK, integrated it into my app, and fired up a debug session to see if it was working.
For some reason though, I kept getting all of these "InMobi NETWORK_ERROR" messages. I searched it out and found this: social.MDSN[^]
Note post five: Quote: ...InMobi as an ad network does not serve ads on desktops and laptops. As you pointed out, you will be able to install the SDK on a machine running Windows 8, but at our backend there is a userAgent check which determines what system (i.e phone, tablet, desktop) is being used. If the userAgent is a laptop or a desktop the ad will not be served.
What in the world!? Windows 8 is more than tablets! 
But it gets worse: Not only does InMobi not support laptops or desktops, they don't really support Windows 8 at all! They only support Windows RT!
Arrghhhh!!!! I'm through with InMobi no matter what platform I'm on.
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Perhaps the clue is in the 'mobi' part of their name ?
MVVM # - I did it My Way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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True, however their website says "Windows 8/RT"
They can't really have the "8" in there at all.
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<devilsAdvocateMode>
Lappies are pretty mobile... 
</devilsAdvocateMode>
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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So are rollerskates
MVVM # - I did it My Way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Hack the user agent and blast them.
Nuclear launch detected
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Great for a once-off 'pick a card' 'trick !
MVVM # - I did it My Way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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The only card I need[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me.
- I want to be the only one in his life.
- I want him to sleep always by my side.
- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.
The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone.!!!...
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Nice one but what happens when she (as a SmartPhone) becomes out of date? I guess he won't keep her "till death do us part" when a shiny new one comes along his way the next holidays... relationships with SmartPhones are usually not lasting very long.
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sevenacids wrote: I guess he won't keep her "till death do us part" when a shiny new one comes along
Doesn't only apply to smartphones. 
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The genie traditionally grants only three wishes. Typical woman; puts in a fourth.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Wives and Smartphones have a lot in common:
1. Men scout for the latest models when deciding to have one.
2. Men get bored soon with theirs and wish they'd waited a little longer to get a better one.
3. No matter how longer you wait, you always find better models coming up.
4. You know they're a necessary evil because you can't live without one.
5. The neighbor's model always looks attractive than ours.
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Shameel wrote: 5. The neighbor's model always looks attractive than ours.
It turned personal at the end.
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