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Those poor bastards may even get him back via deportation.
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My my what a shame another rich, spoiled, arrogant little bitch got busted. wha wha wha
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As expected though, he was anything but shameless, he waved to his fans with a grin when he was released on bail. Kid thinks the world is a game. 
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Yeah a brat with a lot of money is still a brat!
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Well, at least in jail he won't have to sleep alone... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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OriginalGriff wrote: talentless
Making huge money without any talent is in itself a talent, ain't it?
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Only a matter of time until we find out he is related to Mr Darwin and wins another award...
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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I've just been ordered to create a start to finish timeline for a project that just went into beta testing.
Miraculously, I'll be meeting all the deadlines on this project.
No sweat.
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Wow! Retrospective planning! Are you in possession of time travel equipment now? Or about to wake up and realize it's all a dream? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm going to put "develop timeline" at the 9 month point in the project plan.
I'll fly in Dr. Who to explain it to the staff.
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You realize there are two problems with that approach:
1) He will as usual be followed by a flotilla of Daleks, Cybermen, Yeti and Aliens-strangely-reminiscent-of-Earth-animals-that-just-happen-to-have-two-legs-and-two-arms which will do considerable civic damage before defeated by a rubber band and a sonic screwdriver.
2) He will also be followed by DD, whose well-known capacity will do even worse damage to civc alcohol supplies...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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On the plus side, I get to meet Dr. Who.
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He'll just say it is Wibbly Wobbly-Timey Wimey 
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Quote: I'll be meeting all the deadlines on this project.
Are you kidding? Every developer knows that when a product goes into Beta is when users start requesting (demanding) features and UI changes
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Yes, well the timeline for the planning/development/testing of the application is now 3 days.
I've left 18 months for beta testing. 
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Obviously you are an engineer and not a manager!
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Generally we keep things civil in The Lounge.
There is no reason to get nasty.
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Bloody hell, I get a demand for a timeline after the initial 5 minute discussion, then get told it will take n# months.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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That's awesome!
Thanks, Mike - that makes my day.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Glad you liked it.
But if you decide to use this as a template for any future activity you will need to read and sign the following;
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liabilities, damages, costs or expenses (including but not limited to reasonable attorneys' fees
and other litigation costs and expenses) incurred by any of the Released Parties as a result of
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Have a nice day!
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Naw, too much paperwork. I'll just tell anyone who asks that you suggested it.
Will Rogers never met me.
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What a pal.
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I'm sure it's a hoax but whoever writes them is very funny!
One of my favorite comedic skits is Roy D. Mercer[^].
These guys are funny!
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