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Aha.. I thought b'cos of Velentine day. 
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Sink Or Swim[^]
Can be applied to any project.
There's a dirty wind blowin', there's a storm front comin' in
There's an S-O-S on the seas tonight
Steady now, steady now, soldier, hold fast now
It's heads or tails and heart attacks and broken dreams
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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With your new powers you can smite some spammers and feel better. Smiting someone always helps looking at the poor fella squirm in his last few seconds in this account can help you feel better 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I feel well[^], anyone else on the Project has a hard time 
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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I kinda feel sorry for you with that story about your date.
I am hopping that you will like her. But for next year i wish you to be brave enough to ask that cute, single coworker from the next room 
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Argonia wrote: I kinda feel sorry for you with that story about your date.
Why?
We know each other for 4 years now, and the reason that's not gonna be a 'normal' date is that she lives a long way away in South Florida.
Apart from that, we live in a modern world where men can be asked out on a date, too. It will most certainly be me who is going to visit her next, not vice versa, so that's a fair deal.
Edit: Maybe I have to add that the test was on Facebook, so I strongly suspect that she did it until my picture was there 
Argonia wrote: that cute, single coworker
which is inexistent, and finding a nice girl in Switzerland ain't that easy.
I'm still not sure whether my standards are too high, or the other guy's standards are too low.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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I was left with the impression you had assigned Val's date for this year and you didn't meet her yet.
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Argonia wrote: I was left with the impression you had assigned Val's date for this year and you didn't meet her yet.
Wrong. Well, maybe that post was a bit poorly written.
We know each other, and we share a lot of common interests (Most important: We are both absolute dog persons).
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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Oooh, i get it for your next birthday i will give you a cat for a present to eat your dogs 
At least you wont bother feeding her
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I don't have a dog, yet - Mind that I'm only 20 years old yet, and as much as I want a dog I can't have one because I lack of time I'd need to care about it.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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Currently, I have Arcana "Void of Silence"[^] from the album "Cantar de Procella" which fits many a project I've (tried) to work on... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Okay, I'll get the 'joke' out early - Bought the wife a new bag and belt today. Hoover works a treat.
Right, are any of you capable of even the most minimum level of romantic behaviour?
In 2001, I was working in Singapore and Mrs Wife, who was then just Miss Fiancée, was in Budapest. I wanted to make sure she knew she was always in my mind so I arranged for some flowers to be delivered. Lots of flowers.
She had just arrived at work when she got called down to collect a 'delivery'. It was a large bouquet of flowers, attached to it was a card with one word on it - "Nagyon". She wondered who it could be, but hopped/guessed it was probably me. But why the one word?
At lunch time, a second bunch of flowers, larger than the first of course, arrives. This time the attached card says "Szeretlek". Her suspicion is aroused. Have I sent one bouquet and someone else the other or are they both from me? Well "Nagyon szeretlek" does mean "I love you very much" and she was sure it was me. But she couldn't call as I was 'in a meeting' 
Finally, late afternoon brings the third LOVECON-I truck load of floral adoration. You know the huge bouquets they give to soloists at the opera? Tiny little things by comparison. This one also brings the one word message "Kedvesem" and now she's sure they're all from me; clever bunny that she is.
The message together is "I love you very much my darling" and she is 'well pleased', if not 'over the moon' even. Right, that was Phase I complete.
In the evening, I went over to Raffles Bar and up to the Long Bar. I had the band play a song for me and just before they started I called her and just said "Listen." I held the phone so she could here the band play "Wonderful Night".
By the end of the song she was in tears of lurve and nine days later she arrived in Singapore to visit me. That evening we went to the Long Bar and you'll never guess what song they started to play as soon as we walked in up the stairs...
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Right, are any of you capable of even the most minimum level of romantic behaviour?
No! 
.... well not unless it involves me getting chocolate! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Bad Ali!
Shall I do the doggy style joke as well? Okay.
After being married for so long, doggy style for us is me sitting up and begging and her rolling over and playing dead.
[I'll get the coat, no need to hold the door]
speramus in juniperus
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That's a looong story, bro.
Mine's a lot shorter.
I got assigned my Valentine date. Yes, that's true. She did one of these online "Who is your Valentine"-tests, and it happened that me popped up on the screen (well - a picture of me, actually).
So I'm settled for a date tonight, even though it will be 'only' a Skype date. Let's see how that's gonna turn out.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: you'll never guess what song they started to play as soon as we walked in up the stairs...
ACDC - Highway To Hell ? 
Sorry, I couldn't resist 
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Cool!!!!
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*gag*
*regurgitate*
*hurl*
*puke*
*spew*
*upchuck*
*throw up*
...in casacades!
Man up, will you! Just tell her lies and feed her candy like the rest of us. Don't raise womens expectations on the entire male population like that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My work here is done.
Anyway her expectations are of ME and not you poor loveless plebs! I have yet, despite some effort, been able to surpass that one. But this morning I won points by just having a card on the table for her when she came down.
speramus in juniperus
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Don't forget the chocolate !
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Pluralise it: one is never sufficient.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I guess she meant "an infinite amount of chocolate"
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Who in his right mind understands chocolate with one single piece of that lovely brown (maybe white or other cute colors like pink for example) substance. There is nothing like that in the universe.
You should understands mountains from it enough to satisfy you and most importantly enough to leave you with leftovers
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Argonia wrote: enough to leave you with leftovers
Leftovers?
Sorry, no, you lost me there!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: one is never sufficient.
Griff, you are my kind of man!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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