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Look who's talking...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Just passing on the baton, just passing on.
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Pass on the gin...  I'm dried up...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I blame it on the CP post search feature
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. 
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Are you going to blame the search feature on your inability to reply to the correct person too?
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Yea caching and deletion and beer 
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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Oh no. That because of the batongin... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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No passing it on i fixed mine :P
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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I just saw that Ian Botham's favourite computer was launched on this day in 1981[^]. Happy birthday, oh yee of the Monster Maze, happy birthday.
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You made me cry...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Back in those days, and more so with the Speccy, memory was king.
Programmers had to squeeze every last pip out of the lemon.
I know that one of the games produced sound by interrupting the video signal every 5th part of the 50 hertz signal which generated a noise and owing to the human eye's persistence of vision did not affect the picture.
It meant that the game could utilise the area reserved for sound generation in the game data.
That is how clever they were, and how sharp the skills were at reducing algorithms down to the barest minimum for speed and memory efficiency.
Nowadays with fast machines and limitless memory people just pump out any old crapola.
Long gone are the days of the memory wizards.
Alas and alack, O Tempora O Mores.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: memory was king.
I remember when I wrote PooperPig for the BBC, after it finished loading from disk or cassette, I used the reserved buffers for data storage and decompressed the level maps into them.
It actually used the screen memory during compression so had to change the visible colours so it didn't look too crap.
I despair sometimes when I see that an ICON for a game uses more memory than the entire PooperPig code!
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Wow! I remember a neighbour had one, wrote an accounts package...
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I really wanted one when it first came out but couldn't afford.
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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I don't see why they[^] have a jobs page. Couldn't you just save your interest in an unsent email?
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Nah - that's the fast track route to a job in the NSA...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Don't believe him, he is just lessening the competition for the positions!
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I like the flow chart, didn't know it was that easy.
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They've been pushing more openness for a while now. Presumably because it is pretty difficult for an upper middle class Oxbridge graduate white guy to infiltrate jihadi organisations in Afghanistan.
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Getting harder for UMCOG's everywhere!
In this country being unemployed means we have the opportunity to follow our dreams. Oh boy I want to be an international playboy with a house on the Riviera.
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Thank you for your time.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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"Code Chaos: Another nightmare for doctors, courtesy of the federal government" [^].
"Ever considered suicide by jellyfish? Have you ended up in the hospital after being injured during the forced landing of your spacecraft? Or been hurt when you were sucked into the engine of an airplane or when your horse-drawn carriage collided with a trolley?
... snip ...
So these exotic injuries, codeless for so many years, will henceforth be known, respectively, as T63622A (Toxic effect of contact with other jellyfish, intentional self-harm, initial encounter), V9542XA (Forced landing of spacecraft injuring occupant, initial encounter), V9733XA (Sucked into jet engine, initial encounter), and V80731A (Occupant of animal-drawn vehicle injured in collision with streetcar, initial encounter)." Taxonomy freaks are going to party-down, come October 14, this year when the new version ICD codes (155,000 of them) are adopted throughout the Corporate-Occupied-MallBurgerLand (U.S.A.) death-care system.
Want to see the current codes (ICD-10): [^].
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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