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Wussies! My grandfather would get up just after he went to bed and walked 14 miles in the snow in subzero temperatures, year round, uphill both ways with only old newspapers for shoes and coat and worked 27 hours a day without lunches or breaks. Stop whining.
At least that's what he told us when we were kids. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Psh. But was he THANKful?
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Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo&feature=kp[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Lucky indeed! They got to eat. 
Two Monty Python links in one day, the day gets better. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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New machine. Love it.
Constant barrage of Windows updates. Leave me the elephant alone!!!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Which windows version?
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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98
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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7.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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At least you know when you are done, it won't be windows 8  .
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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Those updates are for your protection citizen.
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It's not the total number of patches that burns me up, it's the number of reboot cycles triggered by dependencies combined with having to download a large number of patches (and often multiple reboot cycles) before Windows Update will even offer a Service Pack for installation.
(Yeah I know I could probably bypass the SP thing by downloading and manually running the SPs offline installer; but that has a much larger effort requirement than just mashing the Check for Patches Now and Reboot Now buttons repeatedly.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hello All,
What project management software/tool are you using to manage tasks, deadlines, errors, communication with team etc.
I started a web development company last year and initially we had only 2-3 projects. So it was easy to manage. But now projects are increasing and so is the team and I think it's not efficient to communicate via email (other than face to face meetings). Now I am looking for a proper project management solution where I can assign team and monitor progress, deadlines etc.
Any recommendations?
Thanks
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I didn't know we have that tool available to us; very cool!! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Depends on how many emplyees you have.
I would recommand Fogbugz to start with.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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We are standardising on JIRA with the Greenhopper agile plugin. This is more of a development perspective tool but it certainly does well to store tasks, known bugs and things that need doing, and I believe some people put PM type information in there as well as the more well defined developer stories. If you set up your 'sprints' appropriately for any agile task board it will give you good monitoring of progress and impending deadlines.
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We used OnTime a my last job. Management liked it, devs hated it. We use JIRA at my current job, I'm not impressed but its less annoying than OnTime. I use BugNET at home, its all free and stuff.
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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AndyInUK wrote: Any recommendations?
Hi Andy,
(Shameless plug...)
Please take a look at the link in my signature. And let me know if you have any questions.
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Try this[^] Note that the tool for holding the incentive is remarkably similar to this tool[^] which means that it can be used in an alternative mode for motivating assignees to expedite tasks. Quite versatile.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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We're trying out Youtrack[^]
Free if you have a small team (<10)
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I use Workspaces[^] for my pet projects, works like a charm. Have a look at Springlog[^] to see one which I recently ported over to Workspaces.
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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Project manager is a tool. A nutjob, a blabber, a clueless, excel/mpp freak, douchebag sometimes.
On a serious note, if you work with .Net, TFS it is. No matter how much people say it is bad, I personally never struggled with it. You can also try project server (which I think is crap) if your budget allows.
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We're using Excel™ at my job. 
I'm lobbying for Fogbugz.
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Yeah, I'm fighting this battle myself.
Mgr. wants me to use the ticketing system for project planning. I told her that would take half a day a week at least just to keep updated.
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I just started using Asana. It looks good so far.
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