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Careful. This site is Canadian. They have laws against humour. When the Thought Police come for you they have to release you if you can crack them up. But if you fail after three jokes they're allowed to take out their truncheons. Three strikes and you're outed.
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Has she ever met DD?, if so what's her take on him?
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Are you serious? Would YOU let Dave anywhere near the people you love?
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No I see your point/ 
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Or send them to a tough boarding school?
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I only started to read this because I thought it was about The Who (Roger Daltry etc). Severely disappointed now! 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: YD: He's 'okay', but he's not very clever.
NV: Why do you say that?
YD: He likes Dr Who.
Yeah, sure, she may think Dr. Who fans are as thick as U238, but the important point is that she knows about Dr. Who, and is smart and confident enough to have her own opinion. Kudos.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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I have a sneaky suspicion that it might depend on whether one is primarily a fan of classic WHO or newer WHO. I like both, but I do prefer the classics I have to say.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Ask us the sex question.
Which movie?
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Quote from Lavinia Wilson[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Good-looking broad! Does she have anything between her... ears? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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At least she could answer the 'sechs' questions.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Johnny J. wrote: Good-looking broad! Does she have anything between her... ears legs?
FTFY.
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Jambers - The Movie Edition
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The real housewives of Beverly Hills?
Just guessing of course, because I wouldn't want to be caught dead watching shows like that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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One night in P...no, no I can't go there... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well, everybody knows the answer to THAT question... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Griff v Shaun the sheep
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Ehem.
Shaun is a *boy* sheep.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Someone has to act as the pimp / protector
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I cannot comment to this in the lounge. 
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"Icelander cleans his trawler having yielded impressive catch primarily described thus!"(8)&Lit
Pleased with getting an &Lit out of this!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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