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What is the one from the day before yesterday ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what is used to.
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I am under the impression that you are constantly ignoring all my posts ans answers 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what is used to.
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Did somebody say something?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I fart in your general direction. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what is used to.
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Well, your mother was a sheep and your father smelt of .... actually I'll just let everyone fill that in for themselves! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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It is I, OriginalGriff, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot; King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
And this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the internet in search of knights who will join me in my court at CodeProject.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What? Ridden on a horse? ... are you sure it wasn't a coconut?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Come on, where'd you get the coconuts? 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I spilled my hot chocolate! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Who said that?
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As a Dalek, he dislikes all people, Dave's programmed that way.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I typed out intestate but couldn't think why it would be right beyond the in test bit so didn't post.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I read today that Oscar "Pistolrius" Pistorius is making a habit of being sick in court and he was given a green bucket to cotch-up in. He womited just the other day and he womited today.
A couple of years ago, there was the rugby bloodgate scandal[^] and I wonder if Oscar is doing something similar? Is he eating a Big Mac before entering court; that would be enough to make you want to puke just thinking of it? Does he have a hidden emetic up his sleeve that he swallows at the right time?
Is this his sickgate scandal?
Meanwhile, back at the news desk...
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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There's never been a better time and place a good
Schadenfreude
Let's hope he makes good friends in prison.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: He womited just the other day and he womited today.
Did Russel Brand tell you this?
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Not Wussel Brand and neither Jonathan Woss. Mebbe a wabbit told me.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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For some unknown reason, Minimus says "wommit" as well. She has no lisp and is under strict instructions not to do cute, but wommit remains.
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If only Spitting Image was still around...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Why Mac? Isn't he rich enough to go to steers or spurs?
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He wanted an Apple... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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He is sick. Who adds apple to burger?
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Burgers grilled over apple wood chips are great!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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