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Tomorrow my wedding day  Will be back after honeymoon (dance)
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Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: (dance)
You mean ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) !
Congrats !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: (dance)
Or it's a euphemism 
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He never said if it was horizontal or vertical. 
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Congratulations!
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Thank you 
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Oh, the poor fella, I am terribly sorry for your horrible fate. Well it depends from your future wife if you will be back after your honeymoon, don't disappoint her. Just don't! 
Good luck with your married life 
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Thank you
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A man is not complete until he's married. Then, he's finished.
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Just remember that marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
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Wedding : Being 2 to solve problems you'd never have had if you had remained single.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Heard for the first time.
.AK.
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It is the line I write on wedding cards. (Here a bad translation from French).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Don't spoil his honeymoon. He anyway will come to know all about these after that.
.AK.
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Because a man does not know true happiness until he's married. After that, it is too late.
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You poor poor man!
You do realise that your life is now over and that you will be fitted with a tracker and questioned about your movements for the rest of your life?
Have a great day.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Elfayn mabrook ya Mohammed!
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Thank you 
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How much did you pay her?
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I know this is a joke question, but:
**Cough** Mahr[^] **Cough**
Had great fun with herself's father: I claim he wanted £2 for her, but I knocked him down to £1 as "she is over 30"
In reality there was a confusion in the negotiations, when he started talking about a "dowry", I assumed it worked like it did the UK (he pays me) - so I requested to keep it as low as possible as I thought it outmoded (but we needed to agree as a legal requirement). He agreed & I totally got the wife at a bargain price, l33t negotiating skills!
In the end I had to borrow the £1 off her mother - I forgot to bring the coin!
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I always found it interesting how different cultures have different payees for dowry. I'd be interested to learn how it started and changed over time.
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Thank you
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