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Douglas Adams? A genius.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Had a 4.4 bone shaker this morning, around 0620. Whole place shook, spilt my coffee.
Worse, when I got to work all the elevators are out so had to walk up to the 8th floor!!! It'll take me all day to recover from that!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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mark merrens wrote: Had a 4.4 bone shaker this morning,
I read "Had a 4.4 boner shake this morning" - And that would definitely have taken me all day to recover from... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Just Saw Bob with his Guinness and just realised the day!
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By 'eck, that's old news[^] - but sláinte to you all the same! ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's Paddies day - and most of 'em are probably still inebriated after winning the Six Nations on Saturday!
Gawd knows when Ireland will be sober again...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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They take it fokin serious, there's even a game[^]. I scored 2240!
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I tried the 'game', but I do not drink that kind of things it ask about 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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To understand the Irish mind you have to understand how, as a nation, they feel inside. Follow this link[^] to Aunty and look at the picture of O'Connell holding the trophy aloft. To his left is BOD.
That. 
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If you find it let me know!
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One of my co-worker (he's in the company for a couple of years) keeps on teasing me. He says that I'm cute with my new hair then will pull faces. I'm not the kind of girl that will be pissed off that easily. But, maybe I have that so-called "different-kind" of humor. I just said to my co-worker, "Sir, have you seen a flying pencil?" Then, I was shocked, my eyes are like this... 
Thank heavens, he has the same "humor" as mine, he just said, "No, I haven't. Will you give me a sample? Maybe a CRT monitor?" Then he laughed.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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What the elephant did I just read ???
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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 Just as I thought I have this weird humor. Sorry if you didn't get it..
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I think something got lost in translation. Unless you find flying pens funny, in this case your humour is literally weird.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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When I say "Flying Pen", well, literally, the pen will fly towards him because I will throw it to him.. Well, that's kinda weird humor though, I admit.. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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And why is the monitor an example of a flying pen? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I just want to throw a pen at him. But, he suggests to throw a monitor at him. If I can..
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Ooookkkayyyy. Got it now. And what about the monitor ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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please see above..
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Still trying to work it out too 
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