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glennPattonWork wrote: he won't believe we have been working on it!
see? a classic line already! Next will be the "Well, maybe I'll get someone in here who can!" idle threat. Are there others on your team, could you approch as a united front?
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No Team, just myself (and others that live in my head), I did say I didn't want to do it...it was a heap a mass of VB code that seem to work after caressing the ini file, praying to the correct deity, sacrifice. I have had to do other things at the same time... no support when it has been asked for...it's there <<expletive deleted="">> fault. 
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:shakes head:
Sounds like a lose - lose situation, hope it improves.
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Clicky[^]
Not actually news, and after ten years of fungus food and tantric no sex the man must be desperate for a steak and a shag.
However, I just liked the idea of Bahama Splits.
Now if FLOTUS and POTUS split it would also have humorous consequences.
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I really wished they would stay together.
I think they should be forced to suffer each other so the rest of us don't have too.
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At least this will get him back working on their multi-dvd live concert album boxed set...
Somnambulism IV
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Well if the Bahamas don't get you in the spirit nothing will!
But makes me think of a quote from Six days seven nights;
Quinn: They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can't find it anywhere else.
Robin: Maybe they will.
Quinn: It's an island, babe. If you didn't bring it here, you won't find it here.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Clicky[^]
Another Dwarf planet.
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Grrr!
I need to use the Skype screen sharing feature and I have, after trying hard, found that the wEight version doesn't appear to support it.
I am now installing GOF Desktop, fingers crossed it'll work as expected.
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Try to use TeamViewer, never left me down so far....
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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Agreed, but the people I AM WORKING FOR want Skype, so they get Skype.
Simples.
Any hoof, I've now installed and tested the desktop version and it shockingly does what it says on the box - works. 
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Just got an idea: Install a web cam pointing towards your monitor, and send them the link to access the stream.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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It isn't even expensive. Clicky[^]
OT: It seems like you lost your signature.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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I seemed to have lost it a week or so back.
I think I left it in a pub, but I'll be Parised if I can remember which one.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: if I can remember which one.
The one with no gin... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I think they've removed that option for unpaid accounts...
Teamviewer is the right way to go if you need that.
Good luck!
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I want to open two savings accounts to run parallel to the Business Current Accounts.
Lloyds - We will have to send out a form get you to fill it in and send it back, then we review it and if ok it will be opened in about 10 days.
Barclays - Ok Sir, and what would you like the account called? Ok that's fine. We will text you today with the log in details and it should be ready to go in 24 to 48 hours.
Hmmm, Lloyds seem to have some strange idea about Customer Service and Convenience.
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Lloyds do their AML process in a much less automated way in order to avoid incurring the wrath of the FSA. Barclays have their own parking space outside the FSA offices 
I'd go with savings bonds instead
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It is not for parking money for savings, it is only holding accounts for the CT and VAT due.
It means that what is in the current account is mine!
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Precisely - I always used to put things like corporation tax VAT into savings bonds[^]... exchange the trivially small and painful to account for interest payments for a trivially small chance to become a millionaire (tax free).
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Maybe Lloyds is a bit more suspicous. You're an accountant after all 
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I know him and I don't trust him.
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I have noticed several discrepancies in this years expenses claim.
Shall I gloss over them for you or would you like to pay the tax?
email me at mybestmateisagreataccountantwhoineverannoyorletrunoutofgin@bookcookersaccountants.com
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