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True - I'm excited as a small child to see what I get as a welcome present! 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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As long as it isn't the mumps... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The surest way to remember anniversary is to forget it once.
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This is one of the best lines I've seen in a while.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I have never forgotten the date. I for one cannot understand how anyone could, it would be like forgetting your own birthday or the names of those small people who make the house messy.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I have never forgotten the date. I for one cannot understand how anyone could
Something tells me you forgot it once.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: it would be like forgetting your own birthday
A few years ago a mate of mine phoned me up one evening and asked if I wanted to go out for a few drinks. When I asked why he said "My dad's just phoned up to wish me happy birthday so apparently it's today".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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If my dad ever phoned me to wish me a happy birthday, I'd assume that there was something sereiously wrong and get really scared. If he didn't have Facebook to remind him (and he doesn't even use that a lot), he would have absolutely no clue when my birthday was...
Yeah, we're a real tight family! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My father never forgot his anniversary, just always had the date wrong, so eventually my mother gave up (after 20+ years) and accepted the date that he always remembered.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: his anniversary
Your father might have been right. It's just that your mother didn't find out.
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No the conversation was the same every year
Him: "Happy Anniversary"
Her: "It was Yesterday dear"
Him: "Oh [naughty word her]!, so it was I should remember for next year!"
Her: "yeah dream on"
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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With all those "Messages Removed" it is obvious he didn't see that coming.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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He claims he can fix 'carrier problems'. He can try using a pigeon next time.
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these people are very fake. even there is lot of ads in the local newspaper about same things from so many fraud astrologers. they get business because there will get so many illiterate people who believes in such $hits.
Ravi Khoda
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ravikhoda wrote: fraud astrologers
You didn't have to say that twice. Either one makes sense.
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People in Thailand go to fortune tellers a lot and a few months ago two of my wife's girlfriends from Bangkok came up to the province to visit. Of course they had to visit a local fortune teller.
One of the ladies returned home only to have a big argument with her boyfriend and moved out. I asked my wife if the fortune teller had predicted the break up. She just smiled. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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What was the name of that fortune teller? Does she do long distance as well?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't know her name but I have an email address and telephone number.
"Make one call and get solve your problem with in 24 hours that is 101% guaranteed."
[REDACTED}
Email and telephone number removed (same as was in the spam blast messages) so as not to generate emails or calls which is the metric by which the spammers get paid.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
modified 6-May-14 7:20am.
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You have more than two wives?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: You have more than two wives?
That is a closely guarded secret. If any of them found out I would be in real trouble.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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No. Look at the position of the apostrophe. He has one wife and she has multiple girlfriends. Clearly he's in an open relationship of some sort.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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Not so open and we won't discuss it here.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Hi,
I yesterday found this one in my post (Translated from Dutch)
Quote:
MR. TOUBA
No life without problems, no problems without solution.
Nothing is to late in life. Do You know I am from origin a clairvoyant.
I am what I am , I am born as a medium from my family. I am here for yours,
no life without problems, love, strength, serious diseases , sexual protection,
return of partner, work, quitting with smoking, alcohol, luck in everything.
Also in the future. Absolute secrecy. Call for an appointment,
protection en chance free. Pass by to get to know everything. Bad chances disappear,
good chances are smiling at you. I'l wait for your phone, within 3 days 100% result.
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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Toubad you didn't fall for it... Or did you now?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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