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Nope, it's gotta fit on standard 8.5 X 11 and 8 pt. is the smallest font I can use...and I just found out it she wants everything boxed. 
Oh well, toner is so inexpensive these days...and I know a good supply! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Seems like the amount of data won't possibly fit on the paper that's being asked for ...
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more to the point, what the ell is KPI?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: what the ell is KPI?
Key Performance Indicator[^] - a way to decide who to shout at this month...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm usually pretty good with acronyms, having worked in defense, but I didn't see that one coming.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Read every post on the Lounge every day. Memorize what Nagy ate, Dalek drank, and JSOP drove, or shot. Get all your news, here.
On QA forums post soliloquies and rants; remember the OP never knew what they really wanted, let alone needed.
Works for me.
cheers, Bill
“I speak in a poem of the ancient food of heroes: humiliation, unhappiness, discord. Those things are given to us to transform, so that we may make from the miserable circumstances of our lives things that are eternal, or aspire to be so.” Jorge Luis Borges
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Silly question Bill: This disappeared for a couple of minutes - was that you or did the hamsters eat it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: This disappeared for a couple of minutes - was that you or did the hamsters eat it?
Hi OG, because I am only in the initial, highly uncertain, phase of becoming a Quantum Developer, I am not at liberty to say which because: whichever I said it was would be what it was; and, I think the world is so much more beautiful seen ambiguously ... do you ?
By the way, my sincere congratulations on your achieving millionaire status: you "paid the iron price" !
yours, Bill
“I speak in a poem of the ancient food of heroes: humiliation, unhappiness, discord. Those things are given to us to transform, so that we may make from the miserable circumstances of our lives things that are eternal, or aspire to be so.” Jorge Luis Borges
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Thank you my friend!
As a Quantum Developer, can you know both how much code you have written and how many bugs it has?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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A perfect summary. It's CP's equivalent of the daily generic news:
There's trouble in the Middle East.
In America, the pro gun lobby think everyone who's anti-gun is a communist.
In America, the anti-gun lobby think the NRA is Beelzebub's toe-jam.
The English don't trust the EU
The EU think the British are silly
A former Disney child-star has gone off the rails
Some z-list "celeb" got drunk and did something stupid.
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You forgot the *BONG* at the end of each line. And the "On the Lighter Side" item at the end. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Dear god you're not wrong. I accidentally watched the ITV news and was both frightened and angry at world within seconds.
I kept watching out of grim fascination, the transition from death, destruction and disease to something amusing they found on Reddit about kittens was about as smooth as one of the wife's gear-changes when the clutch is bust.
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* Why some (name a technology) sucks today.
* CCC
* plz hlp
* some reference to xkcd
* The Merrens Space Flight Center
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There was a time when ham and chocolate statuses were daily events. 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: There was a time when ham bacon and chocolate statuses were daily events.
FTFY 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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JimmyRopes wrote: Ravi Bhavnani wrote: There was a time when ham, bacon, and chocolate statuses were daily events.
FTFY
FTFFY 
Ham was a thing on the lounge back before bacon was a meme. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: Ham was a thing on the lounge back before bacon was a meme.
I don't remember that. Must have been before I started going to the lounge, or during a period of inactivity.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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That has never been, he's pulling your ham. leg.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I'm okay with it as long as he doesn't try to take my bacon or chocolate. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Dan Neely wrote: Ham was a thing on the lounge back before bacon was a meme.
/ravi
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That should be in reply to Bill's post. Mine's the generic news report of the day. Saves ever buying another newspaper.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Some z-list "celeb" got drunk and did something stupid.
I didn't know that.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: In America, the pro gun lobby think everyone who's anti-gun is a communist.
Actually, we think they're democrats, which is kinda the same thing.
I'm not "pro-gun", I'm pro-Constitution, which guarantees the natural right to own a weapon that will in turn guarantee I can exercise my other natural rights.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 7-May-14 19:26pm.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Actually, we think they're democrats, which is kinda the same thing.
That's one of the funniest things you've ever said.
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Not much to memorize
Nagy - eats anything just fill in the blank
Dalek - drinks everything just fill in the blank
JSOP - Drive a mustang, but shots everything just fill in the blank.
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