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Well, said, Lord Dave of Dalek,
Giger's thanatoptic art held up a clammy mirror to the necrophiliac darkness of the age of terror's hyper-sexualized violence-obsessed popular culture, with its eroticization of weapons, its ever younger-and-younger anorexic models simulating the metaphor of prepubescence corrupted.
In other words, he was a weird old perv, but his art can really help you get into morbid, if that's yo' thang.
cheers, Bill
“I speak in a poem of the ancient food of heroes: humiliation, unhappiness, discord. Those things are given to us to transform, so that we may make from the miserable circumstances of our lives things that are eternal, or aspire to be so.” Jorge Luis Borges
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BillWoodruff wrote: he was a weird old perv
I have always thought that being an artist was the best way for a pervert to remain unquestioned.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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BillWoodruff wrote: his art can really help you get into morbid
As Celtic Frost, who used his art for CD covers, already shouted "Are you morbid!?" (I think the song is 'Morbid Tales') 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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I have this idle Linux server standing around, which I will use to test several stuff (Web Service, EMail etc.).
I want something that let's me monitor the following things (preferably an email report is sent, too):
- Average CPU/RAM usage
- Network Traffic [Requestor IP, etc]
- Started/Stopped processes
- Remote Logins
- Anything requiring root
Anyone been there?
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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You may have a look at Nagios, which is a complete monitoring solution.
It can be installed alongside with a graphical configuration web interface named Centreon.
There is also a pre-made distribution called FAN (Fully Automated Nagios), which I recommend you to use if you never installed any Nagios before.
Hope this helps. Here are the links:
Nagios[^]
Centreon[^]
Fully Automated Nagios[^]
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
private interface IStealth { }
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I wish to register a complaint!
When I followed your links to Nagios, I was expecting this[^]
And what did I find? Nothing like it!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The plural of Nagy is Nagyak; as eny fuwel nos.
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Ah, but the Operating System on which you depend would be NagyOS 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yes, a normal symptom for someone visiting the Lounge every day  Last week, I found myself astonished not to see the CodeProject's logo on a bottle of gin.
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
private interface IStealth { }
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It was...but then Nagy spotted it... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: but then Nagy spotted drank it
ftfy :hic:
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The one implies the other!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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All of those things are separate commands...it would be pretty easy to combine them all into a script which dumps its output to a file and emails it to you on a regular basis.
Find a handy page of Unix/Linux commands here[^]
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 Great
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Cheers 
An even better solution: make it all dump to an HTML file on it's own web server which you can browse from your mobile to see how your server is doing...password protect the directory, of course...
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Marco Bertschi wrote: Anyone been there?
I'm there right now, using CentOS. Personally, I'm not a huge fan of bloated, sissy-fied solutions that do everything and toast bread too. Not for my servers. I want lean and mean and performance. As stated, you can do all of this just using a shell script, a few commands, and sendmail. Shell scripts are easy enough to learn since it's the same exact thing as using the shell / prompt in interactive mode, except you save it to an executable text file and run it.
Jeremy Falcon
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I'm on debian, and I as it looks now, I will probably go for the shell script idea.
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SNMP is the name and http://oss.oetiker.ch/mrtg/[^] Tobi oetiker's tool MRTG can probably help. He is Swiss btw.
Otherwise there are several useful SNMP libraries that you can use to build apps.
I have build a suite of tools for all kinds of monitoring, but they are company's property and cannot share them.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Thanks 
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I know half of it is in Welsh, but...How thick do you have to be?[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Amazing! They found some people in Wales willing to do some work. 
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Read the article again. It says "Contractors". Nevertheless, they seem to have found people who where willing to go there for work
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If you award contracts to the lowest bid you're going to get people who can't be arsed to check they're doing it right, and that means the occasional totally dumb error will be let slip.
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I think the guy who put up the sign maybe cannot read.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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