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Sent to The Wife. 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Really? Nice to have known you...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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...and that's how the fight started...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It got a Top Gear award![^]
(YouTube, SFW)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I haven't actually driven one, but I've been a passenger in one, and I can understand why! 
Only good thing about it is that it's easy to park[^]... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That image just revealed itself a line at a time.
If I'd been waiting to find out if the lady in the picture was wearing underwear or not then it would have been exactly like most of my earliest experiences of the internet.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Well, most of us have traded in the 56k modem for a faster line by now. Maybe it's about time for you as well? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Well, most of us have traded in the 56k modem for a faster line by now
We recently had to buy a load of them to put in people's houses after someone bought a field system that only sends data back to the office when connected to a dial up modem.
They are quite expensive.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Hah! He didn't even try hard![^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well, I own a Tata Nano[^] and that's as small as the smart car..
It's abundantly spacious..
The ease to park is not its only good point... 
I love to drive it.. it cuts easily through traffic 
.:>GSN<:.
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Smart Car with big block Chevy engine[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Oh, the Captain loved the ladies
But he dragged himself a wife
Now he's wishin' he was fishin'
But he's on the hook for life.
Well, I guess he shouldn't 've oughta
But he drowned her in the water
And then a flounder downed her
That's why they never found her.
Which movie?
(perhaps reply with, ... a small poem?)
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V. wrote: perhaps reply with, ... a small poem?
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Ah, forget about it - this is the Lounge... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There was a young lady from Madras,
Who had a magnificent Ass.
Not pretty and pink,
As you probably think.
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So I married an Axe Murderer.
Poem huh?
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
I wish she was dead,
And now she is too.
I'm rubbish at poetry.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No, no, no. The poem is:
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Grass is red.
Just shot a squirrel.
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I'm an avid campaigner for the preservation of endangered animals...
...You should taste my panda jam.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Sugar is red,
The table is red,
I think I've cut myself,
No, seriously, I'm really bleeding quite badly,
Can someone help me please,
I don't feel at all wel...
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue.
Violets are blue..
Violets are blue...
Wait, what?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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The Captain Birdseye Story
How has he not been picked up by Operation Yewtree yet?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Ist Snowwhite and the 7 Dwarfs!
The mines are dark,
the mines are rough.
If i see a spark,
I start to cough.
One Explosion could tear me apart,
when i see a spark i think of my love.
... i see my Poem 5uck5 too
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Possibly not good timing...[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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oh shhhhh..... i should watch the News 
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