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Of course he needs more books. He's finished colouring in the first one.
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I was going to buy a book of Fairy Stories for my daughter from Amazon, but some fella called Dawkins has been putting some really bad reviews up that have put me right off.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You had to bring that Sock Cooker up didn't you! 
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Well, if you will insist on believing everything you read in the Daily Fail... 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It was reported sensibly by Aunty this morning on the Home Service. Pure Wuckfittery on the part of Doofus Dawkins.
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Aunty has since apologised to Dawkins for believing what the Fail said and not checking it themselves.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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"There is a very interesting reason why a prince could not turn into a frog. It is statistically too improbable," Dawkins reportedly said during a talk at a science festival. He has since protested at the way his comments have been portrayed in the media.
It reads to me that he is backtracking of his Shark Jump.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: It reads to me that he is backtracking of his Shark Jump.
So the DF takes his comments, twists them into something he didn't say, and when he protests he's "backtracking" on something he never said in the first place? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If you want to learn anatomy wouldn't this[^] be better? 
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Now let's watch who dares clicking on that link.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: Now let's watch who dares clicking on that link.
You know you want to! 
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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I used to have one of those, but I don't remember getting paid for taking it out.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Then you had to pay to be allowed to take it out ?
Wait wait wait, what are we talking about here ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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The funny-bone, obviously. 
And no, I don't remember any money changing hands.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Did you miss the joke icon the reviewer used?
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"... either he took off the suit after he was shot OR he was just hanging out in a gorilla cage in his underwear. Either way, weird story."
You're not kidding!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Hanging around in a gorilla compound in his underway would add a whole new dimension to the story. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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What can I say? I took the quote from the article ... 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I wonder if the guy in the gorilla siut saw the candy man[^].
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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This should be on the Insider News forum, on the lounge there's a slim chance that somebody might miss it, and that would be a shame
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So that 'guy' was you?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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He managed to miss my b**t and shot me in the knee, which kind of terribly hurts. But the dope kicked in pretty quick, and as it was about 10 times what I would have needed to only sleep, that was a very bad trip.
On a side note, the shark suit in the public swimming-pool did not turn better, but at least did not make the headlines.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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