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JimmyRopes11-Jun-14 4:16

11-Jun-14 4:16

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
Drink it after that

I will have to show that to the owners of the local pub to see if they can accommodate me with a bacon weaved mug. Cool | :cool:

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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter11-Jun-14 4:23

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

11-Jun-14 4:23

BUT! Do not forget to clean your teeth - http://www.hansenchristiancenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BACON-TOOTHPASTE.jpg[^]

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

JimmyRopes11-Jun-14 4:52

11-Jun-14 4:52

Even I have limits.

JimmyRopes11-Jun-14 5:00

11-Jun-14 5:00

For someone from Israel you know a little too much about bacon. We're going to have to keep an eye on you. Wink | ;)

Argonia11-Jun-14 4:29

Argonia

11-Jun-14 4:29

I prefer this kind of bacon Poke tongue | ;-P

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JimmyRopes11-Jun-14 4:46

11-Jun-14 4:46

That will work for me. Big Grin | :-D

Mike Hankey11-Jun-14 4:42

11-Jun-14 4:42

Ok have you got an image of me going back to the kitchen? Smile | :)

That looks so good and I am so hungry...this is against the Geneva convention I believe. Smile | :)

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JimmyRopes11-Jun-14 4:49

While we're on the subject of bacon

11-Jun-14 4:49

Mike Hankey wrote:
Ok have you got an image of me going back to the kitchen?

Yes.

Mike Hankey wrote:
this is against the Geneva convention I believe.

I think they make them in Geneva, or at least get the chocolate there. D'Oh! | :doh:

JimmyRopes11-Jun-14 3:56

11-Jun-14 3:56

bacon weave taco[^] Big Grin | :-D

Mike Hankey11-Jun-14 4:01

11-Jun-14 4:01

I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at it. Smile | :)

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JimmyRopes11-Jun-14 4:03

11-Jun-14 4:03

Mike Hankey wrote:
I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at it.

As he goes to the refrigerator to get some bacon. Big Grin | :-D

Bacon and cheese, two of the 4 major food groups.

Note the layer of bacon at the bottom of the filling. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Mike Hankey11-Jun-14 4:11

11-Jun-14 4:11

JimmyRopes wrote:
As he goes to the refrigerator to get some bacon.

You have a camera here or are you clairvoyant? Smile | :)

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JimmyRopes11-Jun-14 4:14

11-Jun-14 4:14

Mike Hankey wrote:
You have a camera here or are you clairvoyant?

I just had a mental image as I read your post. Big Grin | :-D

Mike Hankey11-Jun-14 4:31

11-Jun-14 4:31

If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!

Roger Wright11-Jun-14 12:40

Roger Wright

11-Jun-14 12:40

JimmyRopes wrote:
two of the 4 major food groups.

ethanol and girl being the other two...

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JimmyRopes11-Jun-14 15:12

11-Jun-14 15:12

Roger Wright wrote:
ethanol and girl being the other two...

That will work for me. Big Grin | :-D

After effects of 24hr exam

Maximilien11-Jun-14 4:12

Maximilien

11-Jun-14 4:12

I think I just vomited all over my desk.
Dead | X|

This is probabably what people do with bad commercial bacon to make it good.

Get me a good bacon from happy pigs, nicely cooked (well cooked, slightly crispy) and I will be a happy camper.

but do not mix it with other crappy ingredients.

I'd rather be phishing!

AndyInUK11-Jun-14 3:34

AndyInUK

11-Jun-14 3:34

Just finished 24hrs Accounts exam. Phewww.. In paper, it was mentioned, that exam can be easily completed in 3hrs and there is no one in the whole MBA classroom who could finish it in less than 20 hrs. How on earth can anyone say it can be done in 3hrs.
D'Oh! | :doh:

Need a sleep now and stuck at work... Sleepy | :zzz:

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter11-Jun-14 3:37

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

11-Jun-14 3:37

AndyInUK wrote:
How on earth can anyone say it can be done in 3hrs.

Easily... Read my lips: It can be done in 3 hours. You see! Laugh | :laugh:

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

Pualee11-Jun-14 3:47

Pualee

11-Jun-14 3:47

What they meant to say was it will take 3 hours to write all the answers. That has nothing to do with how long it will take you to read the questions and figure the answer out.

(worst I ever had was 17 hours spent on a machine architecture final)

The prof came back the next week and said "Boy that was a bear to grade, it took me 8 hours". I asked, "8 hours per student?" "No, 8 hours to grade the whole class."

The 20 people in the room all immediately started grumbling.

JMK-NI11-Jun-14 3:50

JMK-NI

11-Jun-14 3:50

How do 24 hour exams work? Is it split up over a period of days or something?

AndyInUK11-Jun-14 4:21

AndyInUK

11-Jun-14 4:21

Well it's a distance exam. Basically paper is released on set time on a day and you need to submit it within 24 hr. It includes proper comparative financial analysis of a given company and couple of more analyzing questions based on investment etc. It may sound easy as one can do it while at home but this was the toughest one I ever encountered. The most productive 24 hours i ever had..lol

JMK-NI11-Jun-14 5:40

JMK-NI

11-Jun-14 5:40

Nightmare, well congrats on getting it done anyway

R. Giskard Reventlov11-Jun-14 3:57

R. Giskard Reventlov

11-Jun-14 3:57

That ... is ... nuts

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