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Kenneth Haugland11-Jun-14 9:30

11-Jun-14 9:30

And if that fails try Botox?!? Laugh | :laugh:

Nagy Vilmos11-Jun-14 9:33

11-Jun-14 9:33

No, then it's time to go gin!

Kenneth Haugland11-Jun-14 9:38

11-Jun-14 9:38

No, first the Whiskey then the Gin.... Get your priorities straight Laugh | :laugh:

Richard Deeming11-Jun-14 9:43

Richard Deeming

11-Jun-14 9:43

Kenneth Haugland wrote:
Whiskey

Stick to whisky - it's much better! Poke tongue | ;-P

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Kenneth Haugland11-Jun-14 9:44

11-Jun-14 9:44

Why?!? After a bottle your face won't know (or care) about the difference it makes Laugh | :laugh:

One of these[^] girls have Whisky (the original) and the other two Whiskey (cheap US copy stuff Wink | ;)

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Nagy Vilmos11-Jun-14 10:13

11-Jun-14 10:13

Richard Deeming wrote:
Stick to whiskey - it's much better!

ftfy
Irish make Whiskey and Scots make gut rot. Big Grin | :-D

Richard Deeming11-Jun-14 10:40

Richard Deeming

11-Jun-14 10:40

Get tae elephant, ya wee scunner! Mad | :mad:

And assorted other Scots insults. Poke tongue | ;-P

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Nagy Vilmos11-Jun-14 10:59

11-Jun-14 10:59

As my dear Mammy would say "May the curse of old Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hill of damnation that the Lord God Himself wont be able to find you even with a telescope!"

ZurdoDev11-Jun-14 11:14

ZurdoDev

11-Jun-14 11:14

Richard Deeming wrote:
And assorted other Scots insults

Is it still considered an insult when you can't understand it? D'Oh! | :doh:

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Nagy Vilmos11-Jun-14 11:37

11-Jun-14 11:37

It's Scottish, you're nay spused to unnerstannit

Kenneth Haugland11-Jun-14 11:47

11-Jun-14 11:47

I think Scottish people talks weird only to have an excuse to punch you for not understanding them Laugh | :laugh:

JoeSox11-Jun-14 11:08

JoeSox

11-Jun-14 11:08

Later, JoeSox
CPMCv1.0 - Last.fm - MyFriendfeed - CPForAndroid++

Kent Sharkey11-Jun-14 11:30

Kent Sharkey

11-Jun-14 11:30

Thanks. 231 feeds loading, now to see what I missed.

TTFN - Kent

Re: Whine, whine, whine (I hate DOS)

JoeSox11-Jun-14 11:32

JoeSox

11-Jun-14 11:32

yeah, really good stuff today,imo like..
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/bergdahls-writings-reveal-a-fragile-young-man/2014/06/11/fb9349fe-f165-11e3-bf76-447a5df6411f_story.html[^]

This confirms Bergdahl never should have never have been in the military and his squad/platoon or whatever should have sent him to the psych ward after all the signs that they are explaining on national TV. Too bad the unit was too dysfunctional from the sound of it.

Later, JoeSox
CPMCv1.0 - Last.fm - MyFriendfeed - CPForAndroid++

AlphaDeltaTheta11-Jun-14 17:08

AlphaDeltaTheta

11-Jun-14 17:08

While I was stuck with DOS Laugh | :laugh:

Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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"We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"

Brisingr Aerowing11-Jun-14 19:29

Brisingr Aerowing

11-Jun-14 19:29

I say anyone who does things like this (i.e. a black hat hacker) and is found should be shot.

With a tank.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

CPallini11-Jun-14 5:25

CPallini

11-Jun-14 5:25

A là CG: "I despise Italian phone companies".

Veni, vidi, vici.

Re: "We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"

Kenneth Haugland11-Jun-14 5:45

Re: "We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"

11-Jun-14 5:45

Quote:
"We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"

Do all offers in Italy sound like they come from a mobster, that has a gun pointed at you? I had to see twice that it wasn't V's MQOTD Laugh | :laugh:

CPallini11-Jun-14 5:47

CPallini

11-Jun-14 5:47

Kenneth Haugland wrote:
Do all offers in Italy sound like they come from a mobster, that has a gun pointed at you?

Something like that.

Veni, vidi, vici.

Re: "We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"

newton.saber11-Jun-14 6:49

newton.saber

11-Jun-14 6:49

As usual Scott Adams nails it with Dilbert
This is exactly what it is like when you go to buy or upgrade a cell phone:
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-14/[^]

DOS

AlphaDeltaTheta11-Jun-14 4:51

AlphaDeltaTheta

11-Jun-14 4:51

OR windows command line in general

Dear Bash,

Stuck with creating some batch files. How good my time would have been if youh had your mighty presence on this server.
Missing you.

Sincerely,
A .NET Developer

* We could use Powershell, but 'Group Policies'. Dead | X|

* And where is the DOS section in CP?
I'm sure, Bob shall hate batch files Dead | X|

Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
Source

OriginalGriff11-Jun-14 4:58

OriginalGriff

11-Jun-14 4:58

ΑlphaΔeltaΘheta wrote:
And where is the DOS section in CP?

Here: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^]

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

Marco Bertschi11-Jun-14 5:01

Marco Bertschi

11-Jun-14 5:01

Or there[^]

The console is a black place

AlphaDeltaTheta11-Jun-14 5:41

AlphaDeltaTheta

11-Jun-14 5:41

Someone issued a CLS to my memory D'Oh! | :doh:

Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
Source