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From the official kids dictionary;
Again adv. - one more time within the next 3 seconds.
See, it all makes sense.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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jeron1 wrote: within the next 3 seconds
It seems you have an old edition - in my one it says 2 seconds...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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My son just turned 11, so my edition is pretty old. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Attention spans are shortening.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I don't know, I've been around a few managers and my favorite pointless managerisms are
"It is what it is" and "we don't know what we don't know". 
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IMHO, "It is what it is." == "I don't give a rat's a--." 
/ravi
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I've always found "It is what it is" to fit that role.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: "I won't do it again"
My son is soon four years old.
A good snotting every time he has to use this phrase will not only remove the phrase from his vocabulary but will stop the activities that require it.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: A good snotting every time
What is snotting? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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JimmyRopes wrote: Michael Martin wrote: A good snotting every time
What is snotting?
When you huff tear gas until your nose is running like a firehose and then blow it out all over the trouble maker. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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JimmyRopes wrote: What is snotting?
A 'Good snotting' is a 'Good flogging' or 'Having the shite kicked out of you.
So I (or myself) was explining that if the OP gave his kid a flogging every time he elephanted up, the elephanting up would reduce if not cease.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Thanks fr the explanation.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Wait until he is a teenager, then it will be ...
"Like I said last time, I won't do it again!" 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I found Bob this afternoon in my post-box. The kids got exited but what most touched me is a hand-written note from Kevin (of CP) with a thanks...
Now all left is to decide where to stick Bob...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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You were lucky!
Sean must be ill...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I have also received Bob into my life. A couple of weeks ago. He's on my car.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Something like a "WWBD" bumper sticker?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I don't think Bob can stick to my car - way too much dirt... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I got one on the lappie, and one on the cell phone.
The console is a black place
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No laptop, and even the new phone is too small for Bob...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I'm beginning to suffer from Bob-envy. How do we get this elusive Bob?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I got it because of some articles I wrote...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Every time I think, "I'll write an article about that!", I do a quick search and find someone already has! So far no articles but lots of intentions. Ho hum... 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Often there are several articles on a subject - but that doesn't mean there isn't room for another - maybe you do it a different way, or can explain it better.
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