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TheWebDeveloper wrote: Its for fun and if you don't like fun stuff ignore my post and move along and continue living your boring life.
it was for fun and if you don't like funny replies ignore my reply and move a long and continue living your funny life.
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1 - Master Rooney's top used number on his mobile, answered by Dial-a-Granny.
2 - The person Roy accused of stealing his PE kit so he couldn't go to training.
3 - Bookies favourite to be the next England manager.
4 - Overheard at a Malaysian betting syndicate as Englang fuped yet again.
5 - The psychological term for English fans belief that England can ever win the World Cup.
Easy as!
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Chances of England winning the world cup next time: 1 in 73,744,672,667
Prince George
Merlin
Not in the lounge, please.
A comic.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: 1 in 73,744,672,667
Ah! I love optimists!
Life is too shor
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The suggestions you get in Amazon....
I for one had no idea there was such a thing as an "under-bed restraint system" and I associate the cat'o'ninetails with old ships. But then, I'm then again, I'm no Tory  I also learned that Amazon has a whole department for this sort of stuff.
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A sleep mask is what she uses.
A blindfold is what you use.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: A sleep mask is what she uses.
A blindfold paper bag is what you use.
FTFY!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm from The North, so I use two paper bags.
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Oh, they aren't all two-baggers up there!
Except in Hull for some reason.
(Ducks and runs for cover)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Two bags. That's one for her and one for you in case hers rips off?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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OriginalGriff wrote: A blindfold paper bag is what you use.
Yeah, that's what I was implying, but constrained by the question was I. 
Marc
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I had no idea the distinction you mention existed.
Physically, they're the same object. Search Amazon for blindfold and you get S&M equipment and curiously a "show results for.." category of "Women's Erotic Accessories" at least until you search for sleep mask - then Amazon decides you are less fetish-y. Sleep mask is pretty much just sleeping equipment.
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Keith Barrow wrote: I had no idea the distinction you mention existed.
It's along the lines of: women glisten but men sweat. 
Marc
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Women glow and men thunder... apparently!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A sleep mask is for sleeping; a blindfold is for the sort of recreational activities whose existence caught you by surprise.
Other than the latter possibly being harder to dislodge either completely or enough to let a bit of light in around the edges (some of this could be useful even if you only want one to hide from light) there aren't any functional differences.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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As long as you don't let her put a Gimp Mask on you things should be okay.
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Well, I don't need another one of those
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Keith Barrow wrote: What is the difference between a "Sleep Mask" and a "Blindfold"
The wearer can remove a sleep mask.
/ravi
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Kidnappings would be a whole less stressful in a sleep mask.
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Just because Salma can't see you doesn't mean she won't know it's you!
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I keep telling you Nagy tranquilliser darts they can be administered from a distane
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Keith Barrow wrote: difference between a "Sleep Mask" and a "Blindfold"
The first is something that you use to help you go to sleep.
The second is what is used before someone else puts you to sleep. 
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