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A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar in Dublin.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, 'Give the ballerina a drink!'
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons, and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same very hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, 'Give the ballerina another drink!'
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'
The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high.....has got to be a ballerina!' 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
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Why does it scientifically have to be a bar in Dublin? Is it because the grass is always greener in .. eh, Ireland? 
BTW: This is really Soapbox material...
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I'd say it is a reasonable bet that it was this[^] bar in Dublin...
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Too funny
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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What are your predictions? Is a 7 - 1 feasible today? 
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7-7 at half time, 16 -27 at full time
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 Not quite sure you will see a handball-like score, but it looks like 0-8 is a possibility
[I know I am cheating - it is about 20 minutes into the game now]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Well, I'm Germany pan.
As you know, final match will begin between Germany and Argentina. I'm sure that Germany will hold up World Cup.
So, Let's start betting!
Germany will defeat Argentina more than 3 goals difference.
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Argentina will defeat Germany, and they'll try to claim that that makes them white.
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harold aptroot wrote: Argentina will defeat Germany, and they'll try to claim that that makes them white. |
huh ???????
I'd rather be phishing!
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I can explain it if you want, but that sort of ruins the joke doesn't it?
Also, there seems to be a problem with your formatting
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Why do you think Argentina will defeat Germany? Because of Messi?
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I'll put $50 on me cooking a pasta dish for supper tonight.
I'd risk $10 on it being Tagliatelle in a Bacon and Mushroom sauce.
But WendyBall? No chance.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What is the relaction between Cooking a pasta and final match? 
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WuRunZhe wrote: relaction
The relation is, most likely, that some people have better things to do with their life.
Personally, I am betting that I will see exactly 0 seconds of this "game" and my life will continue on as it always has no matter who "wins".
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WuRunZhe wrote: What is the relaction between Cooking a pasta and final match?
I dunno - Pasta and Footballers have similar IQ?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That's insulting to pasta.
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You clearly buy the top-quality Hi-IQ pasta.
Me, I make my own, or buy Napolina and it couldn't tie it's own shoelaces.
Oh hang on, neither can footballers...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Germany will win 3 - 1. Or 2 - 0 . Or 1 - 4. Who knows. Who cares.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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As history says that winner will be from a country of continent where FIFA World cup host specially for North South America.
My two favorite team from North South America is Argentina and Brazil. Unfortunately Brazil is out but fortunately Argentina is going to play final after 34 years.
Top teams from Europe such as Netherlands, England, France and Spain are out so only hope is Germany. The Germany team is experienced and their goalkeeper did super job in this FIFA world cup.
I think its time for Messi...what to you think?
modified 12-Jul-14 2:19am.
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Sandeep Singh Shekhawat wrote: My two favorite teams from North South America is Argentina and Brazil.
FTFY
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I think it'll be everyone who wins.
Because they'll finally shut up about it...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Only for four years, sadly.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Have they decided who will win that one yet, or is it just the 2022 that is fixed?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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tsch. How cynical!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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