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If this is true...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Was it bacon grease?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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The serum's code-name is probably "Janus". 
Where is Jessica Hyde?[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And nobody wonders if Ebola is a secret weapon that has gone awry. How long have they had the serum? 
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80s or 90s when they made it
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Just heard that it originated in Reston, VA; not far from me.
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...but I wish it was[^]
You can't say I don't keep my finger on the pulse of food technology.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I want one...come on someone invent it!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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You wouldn't need one if you stopped putting so much butter on your toast.
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Yes, it is the friction from 'that' thread just below 
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Bah, it's just a lot of hot air. Everyone should just chill.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I thought you were going to blame me. I am, afterall, nothing more than an environment anarchist. My wife claims I'm the leading producer of methane on the North American continent.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: My wife claims I'm the leading producer of methane on the North American continent.
Maybe you're just farting too much?
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He just got a soured-up engine installed in his car.
We can all wish him 'Gute fahrt'!
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Vivic wrote: soured-up engine
Are you calling his new engine a lemon?
I think you mean souped-up!!
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Yes, I meant souped-up.
Stupid Autocorrect changed it.
Even this time, except that I caught it. I couldn't figure out how I could have typed r instead of p when they are at opposite ends of the keyboard.
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Wow!
You must be channeling Robin Williams -- you repeated JSOP's joke, and collected loads of upvotes for it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Gee, I thought that was me. 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: My wife claims I'm the leading producer of methane on the North American continent.
She should know. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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By-the-way remember the rules.
4. No politics (including enviro-politics[^]), no sex, no religion. This is a community for software development. There are plenty of other sites that are far more appropriate for these discussions. Or if you must, use the Back Room[^] - but enter at your own risk.
Although the Back Room is mostly closed.
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Okay, attempting to get the ADK (Android Dev Kit) up and running on my machine -- yes it's a VM -- has been quite nasty.
It gives me the sense that the dev environment isn't really very robust.
First I tried the ADK - download huge zip and run then it updates to v. 23.x something and tells me it's out of date when I start Eclipse and tells me to do a "Check For Updates".
I do the Check For Updates and it says, "nothing to update".
What?
Then I run the SDK Manager tool and try to get some SDKs downloaded and it warns I don't have the newest dev environment to run those and also it fails in the middle because something -- it -- has started a process using JavaW.exe and that thing is stuck but it doesn't tell me that. It tells me that something has a folder open, but that's the folder the SKD Manager is trying to install to.
What!?! Interrobang Initiated!
So I finally kill javaw and it runs but I still can't simply get an AVD Android Virtual Device running on my machine and now I'm trying their beta Dev STudio crapper. Yes, crapper!
But I own a droid and like them and want to dev for them.
What I need is a Super-Genius to figure this here stuff out.
Was this a sufficient rant, or shall I post more?
This is definitely spam and I can't believe someone posted it here in the Lounge.
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newton.saber wrote: What I need is a Super-Genius
newton.saber wrote: This is definitely spam
Oh, yes, indeed. No recruitment in the Lounge.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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That was a very spammy response of you.
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Have you tried Android Studio? I use both Eclipse and Android Studio and they both seem to work pretty well. Eclipse seems to be more responsive on my machine than Android Studio, so it is a toss up between the two.
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Thanks for the tip. I have tried both. It's the emulator I'm having trouble with mostly.
I can't get it to start the android image even though it runs at 50% cpu for two hours before I kill it, I never see anything except a blank window.
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