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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: His head would probably explode
Yeah, he seemed to be on the Threshold of a breakdown.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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You might say he's feeling a little blue
Where were the coats put?
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Reading reviews looks like a lot of people are sckeptical and pissed.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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All the crap I've seen thus far about Windows Threshold has been just that - crap. Nothing substantive has come out of Microsoft. All of the industry 'pundits' have been stroking themselves heavily, quoting and re-quoting each other.
Sooner or later the bloody thing will go beta, and then we'll know.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I really wasn't pointing anything out in the article. Basically just pointing the finger at the "Windows 9" part that caused him to bust a nut.
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: Sooner or later the bloody thing [Windows 9] will go beta, and then we'll know.
I can hear it now,"the POS doesn't work like Windows 8!". 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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Its a bird, its a plane, no it's......an Operating System?!? 
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But why? Did they not make enough money with Windows 8 Fingerpaint Edition? I could have told them that five year olds do not have enough cash in their pockets.
Still, it's no reason to come back. Just like with Win 7, they will be nice now and then come back with 'take it or leave it' again for Win 10. I let them tell me that only twice: For the first and the last time.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Well said.
CDP1802 wrote: Just like with Win 7, they will be nice now and then come back with 'take it or leave it' again for Win 10. I let them tell me that only twice: For the first and the last time.
I'm with you... I don't do touchscreen, I don't do tablet; I do computer. If they can't figure that out, I'm adopting the penguin; penguins are cute, and useful, unlike anything from Microsoft since Win7, and even that was a downgrade from XP.
Will Rogers never met me.
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From the article:
“The goal with Threshold is to make Windows 9 more palatable ..., especially business users and those who aren’t relying solely on touch for input.”
You mean like 98% of current Windows users?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I particularly like the "and those who aren’t relying solely on touch for input" line.
What, both of them?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I wonder what country this is from...
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Quote:
Baconnaise is a bacon-flavored mayonnaise-based product that is Ovo vegetarian and kosher certified.
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worked with chefs to determine how to have mayonnaise that tastes like bacon without having bacon as an ingredient
Heathens! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The simple concept of Kosher Bacon (even a substitute) makes me want to go for a lie down in a cool, dark place...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I'm sure I read somewhere that at one point smokey bacon flavoured crisps were vegetarian, but cheese and onion weren't as they used actual cheese featuring cow rennet. 
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Entirely possible: crisp flavourings are a mystery to be. "Smokey bacon" doesn't taste of bacon, "Chicken" doesn't taste of chicken.
But when Herself was diagnosed with high blood pressure and we put her on a low-sodium diet it was interesting to find that "Chicken" flavour crisps had loads more salt in them than "ready Salted" ones did!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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"A complete list of the ingredients includes soybean oil, water, egg yolk, gluconic acid, yeast extract, stabilizer (microcrystalline cellulose, modified food starch, xanthan gum, guar gum, gum Arabic), cultured dextrose, salt, sugar, dehydrated garlic, paprika, dehydrated onion, spice, natural smoke flavor, natural flavors, tocopherols, calcium disodium EDTA, and autolyzed yeast extract."
Yum! Gotta get me some of that gluconic acid! 
/ravi
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Confucius, he say: "Never read ingredients until digestion is complete"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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All the ingredients a growing lad/lass needs? 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Mike Hankey wrote: All the ingredients a growing lad/lass needs except Bacon
FTFY!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Alas 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Yum! Gotta get me some of that gluconic acid!
Tastes just like chicken bacon. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Meh, it is easy enough to make the real thing though. And depending on the pork and eggs it's probably healthier for you than soybean oil.
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"Baconnaise is a bacon-flavored mayonnaise-based product that is Ovo vegetarian and kosher certified."
That's not Bacon, that's Fakeon. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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