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I'll be popping some corn and getting settled in a comfortable chair before Nagy espies this post.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: The thinking man's answer to Gin
Are you implying that @Nagy-Vilmos doesn't think?
Probably right.... 
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DaveAuld wrote: Are you implying that @Nagy-Vilmos doesn't think about things other than acquiring his next truckload of bottles?
Probably right....
FTFY
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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W∴ Balboos wrote: this is always a borderline natural state for a programmer
Good thing I'm a developer then.
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You're sure you haven't mistaken this feeling? It could be a grande mal episode. Try methamphetamine in large doses to achieve the full epiphany. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Really, really nice 
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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Cool!!!!
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If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...
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... they'd clean themselves.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Jealous, are we? 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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"...give him a biscuit, and he might let you."
The old ones are the best! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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They'd be a lot more manageable.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Which is why burlap bags were created.
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We need big sacks for most programmers, though, and more rocks.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Jason Cardoza wrote: If programmers were cats…
There would be no mice?
Sorry. Couldn't resist. 
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I thought that we'd already established that programmers are cats -- because there are precious few chicks interested in the job.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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code would be purrrrfect
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Removed.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
modified 10-Aug-14 11:38am.
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Yeah, see what you mean.
Those girls would never be able to pull a hunk like that.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Flash! Aaaaaaah! 
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Am I missing something?
Are we doing fat-jokes in the lounge now?
Seriously, what am I missing, I can't believe anyone would sink so low as to take the piss out of someone just for being fat!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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