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ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
EUROPA TRITON HELL, ALL OF THEM
ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well the MS security update for SQL Server works. No one can access the database now.
You cannot even start the service.
Well I need to get to work finding the fix for the update.
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Ah! Finally, the perfectly secure system 
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So. MS have finally realised the potential of WOM1?
1 - Write Only Memory
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Do you have Crazy Cat working in the server room?
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 Quote: When the CU4 setup package runs on a SQL Server instance, the setup program creates a temporary mdf file to get a certificate using the SQL Server instance’s default database directory. The setup program tries to save this temporary file in this directory. In this case, the directory “E:\SQLServer\Data” for the SQL Server instance didn’t exist causing the CU4 setup program to fail the installation.
I’m not really sure why the SQL Server default directory was set to “E:\SQLServer\Data”; however, to fix the problem I created the directory “E:\SQLServer\Data” and restarted the server. After rebooting it, all SQL Server services were running properly and I was able to log into Microsoft Management Studio without a problem using my domain account.
To make sure this issue didn’t occur again, I modified the database default directory to an existing directory. I logged into SSMS and right clicked on the instance name to get to the properties option. Under the “Database Setting” option, I changed the “Database default locations” data and log values (see Figure 2) and used “C:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL10_50.MSSQLSERVER\MSSQL\Data” as the default directory.
Maybe this happened to you too?
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It's very secure!
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Well, the reason Bill Gates tried to shave a couple seconds off of the boot time of Windows, claiming this would save the world countless thousands of man-hours each year, is because he wanted, out of the generosity of his heart, to compensate us for the countless thousands of man-hours wasted each year fixing the latest MS update breakage.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: . . . because he wanted, out of the generosity of his heart, to compensate us for the countless thousands of man-hours each of us wasted each year . . .
(clarification added)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: (clarification added)
Exactly!
Marc
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"There's comfort in knowing who you're afraid of!"
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Phew - I thought I was the only one who could see that
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It's like some 80's throw-back, mullet sporting, shell suited cretins idea of tasteful. Oh, I see...
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This is the Lounge. Don't bring "tasteful" into the conversation.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You ARE the only one who can see it .. it blinded me!
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Don't Worry about it.
The coloration is designed to resemble black felt-tip marker after Gin was spilled upon it.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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How would I know? I'm not in the habit of spilling gin.
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Also Gin being alcohol would cause the ink start to titrate...(my gawd I remember some chemistry...  )
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Actually, titrate makes no sense.
The process is most akin to Thin Layer Chromatography (the original TLC).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Oooh lordy!, Thin Layer Chromatography I haven't done any Chemistry lesson for over 20 years I hated it! 
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You kids, rememberin your learnin an all.
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I remember that it was messy & smelly ( for that age!) but it just got to hexagons and carbon (bored) 
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