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Someone was using my stall in the restroom.
I turned out the light and left.
I figure a few minutes of stumbling around in the dark with his pants around his ankles will teach him.
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And you had better hope he doesn't read this...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In the dark?
Not likely.
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MehGerbil wrote: Someone was using my stall in the restroom
Is that where they moved your work station to after your promotion? Cool, now you work in the reading room. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I see you found the light switch.
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The only paper I could locate was the TPS report on your desk. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It is pretty much a Lounge rule that the mention of a TPS report is an automatic upvote.
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I guess that means your post does as well. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Thank you for protecting the integrity of the system.
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MehGerbil wrote: a few minutes of stumbling around in the dark with his pants around his ankles will teach him.
What if it was a her, and she was waiting for you?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: What if it was a her, and she was waiting for you?
Then turning out the light won't have an effect since she's obviously blind.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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This won't ever happen again if you remember to spray your territory!
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I just wanted to thank Stephen Hawkings for his utterly worthless warning about the 'god particle' and its potential to destroy the entire universe in 1/100 of a second. Should I ever need a really big problem to worry about where I have absolutely no ability to change the outcome I'll be sure to give this guy a call.
My guess is that he was tired of global warming getting all the press.
As a token of my thanks I'll be making him a sandwich board this weekend. Combine that with the 'end of the world' message and a wheel chair and he'd make a killing on street corners.
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MehGerbil wrote: ts potential to destroy the entire universe in 1/100 of a second.
Oh, if this can happen anytime, I'd better stop washing the dishes from now on. There is for sure better way to use my time before the universe ends.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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If the Multi-verse theory is correct, then for when the WAR breaks out, this is THE BOMB.
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I thought it was the Higgs-Boson that was supposed to do that... Or was that just the planet, not the universe? Been a while since I watched Lexx.
Either way, I say we create this "god particle", just to... uh... prove him wrong. Or just to alleviate the boredom 
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MehGerbil wrote: I just wanted to thank Stephen Hawkings for his utterly worthless warning about the 'god particle' and its potential to destroy the entire universe in 1/100 of a second.
Have you proven it false?
MehGerbil wrote: I have absolutely no ability to change the outcome
Assuming it could happen, the only way to change the outcome is not to continue trying to create it.
Everything should be taken with a grain of salt and some caution.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Have you proven it false?
He said himself that we'd have to create a machine as big as our planet to generate the energy necessary to cause this reaction, which is a statement on par with claiming that you'll be shown there is a god after you die - it places the possibility being proven wrong off into territory nobody can explore.
If I need utterly worthless theories about the end of the world I'll consult a street preacher.
Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Everything should be taken with a grain of salt and some caution.
..and other things should be discarded immediately.
I'll file this under his warnings about an alien invasion and move forward.
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MehGerbil wrote: He said himself that we'd have to create a machine as big as our planet to generate the energy necessary to cause this reaction
Well, he might still be wrong about it taking a machine as big as the planet to cause all that. If he was absolutely sure, he wouldn't have to add the warning. Besides, if the tiniest bang could create/destroy the universe, maybe we're smart enough to create one that could only destroy the planet. 
MehGerbil wrote: I'll file this under his warnings about an alien invasion and move forward.
The truth is out there.
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MehGerbil wrote: He said himself that we'd have to create a machine as big as our planet to generate the energy necessary to cause this reaction,
Rather like 'this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!'
So that's how it worked.
Regards, Stewart
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It's somewhat unlikely to happen.
We'll all die because the universe evolves, not devolves.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think I'm going to die of old age.
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What, waiting for a good joke in the Lounge?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... So what's been happening?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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