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What a very small capital investments group.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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To be fair, Jerry did use capital letters in "UKCIG-UK".
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Not any more you aren't...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We have ban hammers. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I used the GTFO my screen developement tool to protect my Code, it's Freeware, so no Money for you 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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So here I was working on VS and strutting my style...
Then out of the blue it just stops working all together. So I do what any good programmer does (After some uncensored words as I was in the process of saving after a few code changes)...
ALT-CTRL-DEL
Now task manager opens up and shows that VS is not responding. Ok... right click end task....
Guess what...
Task manager is not responding... 
So what to do???
ALT-CTRL-DEL
Now a second task manager opens up and shows that task manager is not responding. Ok... right click end task....
VS closes down automatically and I can continue like normal. 
Feels like using a windows emulator on a windows machine to run a program or is that just me?
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Throw your computer off of a high mountain. Take up knitting instead.
Our business is a dark and evil business. One that must not be pursued, I think. 
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See my sig.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What did the poor filename do?
Well I tried training it to not crash with vigorous kill -9 training methods but a lass, not luck as yet
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It left an extension on the carpet...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A what?!  That bad bad filename.
Here I thought it was just copying the command. Or moving it around
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Yeah. Have you got a rolled up floppy disk I could smack it's nose with?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No but I got a stiffy you can lock it in. Just beware a cello tape can unlock it just as easily 
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CBadger wrote: So I do what any good programmer does
Good programmers hit CTRL+SHIFT+ESC. If the UI is already hanging, why bother going over a dialog that needs to repaint the desktop twice due do the change of the background image ?
And you optimize your body usage, since only one hand is necessary to hit the keys.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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* bad programmer, bad, bad programmer 
Like the famous saying goes. The computer might have beaten me at chess, but it was no challenge in Kick Boxing 
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CBadger wrote: ALT-CTRL-DEL
Well there's your problem, as any fule kno it should be CTRL+ALT+DEL
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Great minds etc. etc. 
At least I have a link. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Awwwwww
So will that be the (Shift)= or the + on the numpad?
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CBadger wrote: ALT-CTRL-DEL
There's your problem right there, everyone else knows it's CTRL-ALT-DEL[^].
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I could not find it anywhere. Clickey[+]
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There's your other problem...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Why do you click on "End Task" on a not responding task at all?
That's like asking the task if it could maybe come to an end of what it's doing. But only if it doesn't mind stopping what it's doing... and well.. maybe we just wait till it's done with that not responding thing and end it afterwards... basically you have the same thing as clicking on that shiny "x" symbol
Go to the process in the process view and kill the process.
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More than one way to break a chip
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