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dandy72 wrote: I thought its first and foremost purpose was to, y'know, manage music
Actually, that is the software's second purpose and that is why the software is so bad.
I can definitely see how you'd be confused. Especially if you've never used The iTunes Virus. You would definitely believe it is software for managing music.
It's first purpose is to manage the human who bought the music. It's all about controlling when, where, how and who can listen to the music that you bought.
On the other hand if you buy music from Amazon, then you can just download the MP3s and manage them yourself.
More freedom! 
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Or 7-Digital if you don't want to be mugged into Prime.
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Why not just buy the CD? Then you can rip the songs to whatever format you want and use them on whatever device you want.
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CDs are extremely dangerous. Haven't you seen how they've actually inserted beacons into every one of them.
After that they can track you anywhere. No, I'm sticking with 8-tracks[^] and cassettes[^].
Am I funny yet?
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I don't have Adobe Flash enabled so I didn't watch the video clip, but the text to that article was terrible.
Terrible reporting, right?
"Council officials are questioning energy bosses from Ofgem and the UK Power Network on Monday evening over the growing problem of pavement explosions across the capital."
THE END
What is the root cause? Electrical? Natural gas? A combination? Should I be wary of walking on any pavements?
Fake News Report: "These pavement monsters are angry, vicious and have been known to commit home invasions. Lock yourselves in and do not walk on the pavements or answer the door if they knock."
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I'm sorry, I was up in Westminster yesterday and I had Turkish for lunch. There may have been too much Chick Peas for the system to handle. I know there was for mine. 
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What are they complaining about!? A little creative thinking and this is an advantage and tourism boon! Have power metal blasting from every PA system and suddenly you have the world's largest open air concert complete with pyrotechnics!
Do we have to think of everything for these people?
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They could paint numbers on the manhole covers and have a game of bingo!
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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What on Earth?!!? 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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He won it at the GMC Summer Ball
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Nah...that was a Guppy he won!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Guppy
Your hypothesis sounds a bit... fishy to me.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Don't be koi - say what you mean!
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OriginalGriff wrote: say what you mean
Okay fine then. I think the operation was actually performed by a sturgeon.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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If you find out otherwise, let minnow.
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Can you say something interesting? This plaice is getting boring.
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We've cod to fillet with something.
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OriginalGriff wrote: let minnow
I tried bribery but I don't have the clams to pay them off. Will have to try applying a little mussel.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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You shellfish b'stard!
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OriginalGriff wrote: You shellfish b'stard!
No need to be crabby 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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If it's only a fin or two you want to slip them, you could try a prawn shop.
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You batter had dock some points for those puns ... and don't goby throwing barbs about my comment!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If you can't fin of any more puns, you need do delete a few charachters
Life is too shor
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