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Mine used to drag her new husband to the bar with her. I would ask him WTF there's no bars on you side of town? Ended up she drove him crazy and he left her ass and now she's alone and occasionally has a boy friend but don't keep them long.
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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: finally got closure
lol.... I was actually just thinking of you. My conspiracy theory says that, either consciously or subconsciously, you felt the disturbance in the intelligence aura surrounding Floor-eeee-duh as I am quite sure that the average intelligence of the state dropped about 50 points when she moved back there.... right around the time you decided to move to NC (I think it was).
I don't have to worry about any drama though. I have taken measures to keep my location hidden from her. She could probably find me if she really wanted to but I am way more trouble than it's worth.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Sounds like I got out of Flooreeeduh just in time as I seem to attract psychos. Well your location is safe with me...send money to 555 Wedontneednobitches Rd. Beaufort, SC! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: send money
Sure thing. Just as a security precaution, guess how many fingers I am holding up and you check will be on it's way. Unless you would prefer direct deposit, then post you bank information here and I will deposit your bribe "donation" directly.... 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Wes Aday wrote: Sure thing. Just as a security precaution, guess how many fingers I am holding up and you check will be on it's way
I bet you're holding up one finger in a friendly salute? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: one finger
Ah.... trick question. I'm in Texas so it was a .45 lol
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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I found out the hard way you don't need a permit to carry in Texas. On my trip out west in April I was stopped and they found a 45 in my luggage and I was scared to death but they just ran a check on it and put it back in my stuff. He couldn't believe because I had long hair that I didn't have drugs in the car.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I didn't have drugs in the car
That he could find anyway.... <nudge, nudge,="" wink,="" wink="">
I found out a couple of months ago that I have bad blood. My father informed me that my grandfather was a deputy sheriff back in the '30s and asked me if I was interested in having his service revolver. I jumped at that and now have his S&W 32 20.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Wes Aday wrote: My father informed me that my grandfather was a deputy sheriff back in the '30s and asked me if I was interested in having his service revolver. I jumped at that and now have his S&W 32 20.
Awesome, don't know much about guns anymore but just having something from you grandfather is cool.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: from you grandfather is cool
Yep. Happy to have it. Especially when he died 50 years ago. The sucky part is that I have no one to pass it on to.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Wes Aday wrote: ... I have no one to pass it on to.
Wanna adopt me?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: Wanna adopt me
Uhm.... er... hmmm... the son I never wanted? 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Find out who your closest relative is and bequeath it to them in your will. Make sure to write down the story behind it. Your grandfather must have cousins or something.
When all else fails, find your local (gun) museum and see if they'd like it.
Another option is to adopt Mike.
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My consolations and congratulations !
cheers, Bill
« I had therefore to remove knowledge, in order to make room for belief » Immanuel Kant
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always have a pair of clean underwear on hand and always fight zombies with clean hair.
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Slacker007 wrote: fight zombies with clean hair
How can the zombies see the clean hair when everyone knows that if you wrap your towel around your head, they can't see you either. 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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If you have a list of things that you always forget to buy, you'd best add shampoo to it.
Negative habits (where you habitually don't do something) are as hard to break as the common or garden variety.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's been over 5.5 years for me and I still can't get rid of her stink. Sadly, when it stinks, it stinks.
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I have a Samsung ATIV S Windows 8.0 phone. The last update I got was a patched 8.0 firmware update. However 8.1 has been out for some time now, and I know other people (such as my wife with her Nokia 1020 phone) have received the 8.1 update.
I have tried asking my carrier (Bell in Canada) and all they could do was refer me to Samsung. No answer from Samsung at this time. 
Is there anyone out there with the Samsung ATIV S phone that has received the Windows Phone 8.1 update?
- Andreas
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My Nokia Lumia 928 hasn't updated yet either. I just checked and it tells me that no updates are available. I also checked the 'Store' and unlike a PC, there is no upgrade to 8.1 feature.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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The update has to come through your cell carrier, who gets it from the phone manufacturer (who tweaks the update for the phone-specific hardware). So it won't be available as a store app/upgrade.
I imagine now that Nokia is a MS product this will be pushed through quicker than for other phone manufacturers. However it has been something likes 6 months now...
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Good to know. I'm not too worried about it. The 8.0 version does fine, though I have had this thing a little over a year now, and don't utilize many of the features/functions available. For example, I just sent my first email from the phone last week. One of my favorite features is the camera, for reading fine print, or grabbing serial/model numbers, wire configurations, etc.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I actually like both the phone and V8.0 - but I am also working on some new phone apps, and would like to do this with 8.1. And I am also interested in Cortana and integrating apps with that.
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Meet Nixie, a finalist in the Intel "Make it Wearable" contest: [^].
And, good luck getting one of those through airport security !
« I had therefore to remove knowledge, in order to make room for belief » Immanuel Kant
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Cool concept, ugly wrist band! Now if they would incorporate it into a Propeller cap[^] that would be another matter.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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