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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
1. A great woman, like a great man, listens!

Which, of course, explains their ability to talk nonstop for hours without even taking the time for breathing.

Jeremy Falcon wrote:
2. They are fun to play with and tease. Most guys simply do not get this. They
get all pissy over nothing and don't just have fun and play with girls like we
did when were kids.

Could it be that most guys are not kids anymore?

Jeremy Falcon wrote:
3. When they love you, they are very thoughtful of you. It makes them happy to
see you happy.

Yes, and when that's over they want to see you dead.

Jeremy Falcon wrote:
4. Girls just want to have fun... even more so than guys. And guys talk like
they do, but they never do. Go figure.

Like when Her Highness decided what movies we had to endure one evening and got angry when everybody with pants was asleep after ten minutes?

Jeremy Falcon wrote:
5. They put up with a lot of crap from guys. Yes, guys have to deal with some
crap too. But women have to deal with A LOT. Especially if she's attractive.
Most guys will never understand what I mean by this.

Believe me, completely ignoring them gets them even more angry.

Jeremy Falcon wrote:
6. They are easier to talk to than with guys. Guys simply do not talk... ever.
Or if they do, it's usually a fake and closed off conversation.

Here we go again. Back to 1 again. The conversation could be better if they can stop talking for more than a second. A remotely interesting subject may also help.

Jeremy Falcon wrote:
7. A great woman wants you to feel like and be a man. She'll expect that from
you in fact.

Unless they have decided that one or another of your quirks have to be changed.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

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