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Exactly, those things keep the population of those other things at bay.
Bert: Why do you have a banana in your ear?
Ernie: To keep the aligators away.
Bert: There aren't any aligators around here.
Ernie: See? It works.
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I don't think a thong is going to cut it, gonna need something altogether bigger.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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What? you mean a Mankini?!
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No no no, one of those big rubbery things you slip on...
your FEET
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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bryce wrote: how about we rework parts of this article
Sorry! They already thought of that:
"This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed." [my emphasis]
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Glad they aren't found around here.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I shopped around and bought a Samsung 250GB SSD 840 for AU$133 and a Seagate Backup Plus for AU$123.25 and a Thunderbolt Cable for AU$35 (all including delivery)
So for AU $291.25 I now have a much MUCH speedier (and quieter) mac!
Plugged it in last night, installed Yosemite on it, and the machine feels like a new Mac - fast as!
Thunderbolt is great! It's as fast (some have measured it as faster) than having an internal SSD - and it's small enough and light enough that I am just sticking it to the back of the Mac.
The only problem I've had so far is remembering all my bloody passwords before I installed Chrome and LastPass!
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Get with the program, eh?
If you need a new HDD for a mac, you're supposed to buy a new mac.
It did just work, but they fixed it
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See, that's just what I expected haters to say.
Quite wrong, of course.
With Thunderbolt you can easily daisy chain external drives - and upgrade without having to open up the case and faff about with motherboards!
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How's it go?
"An OTG port by another name will have its rounded corners patented".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bit early for the CCC! How may letters?
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Five, but they're all junk mail.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I see what you did there
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So whatever it is you're doing doesn't make you blind.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Thunderbolt
Looked out what it is, and I must say it looks good ! Pretty impressive ! 2x10Gb/s ... wow, and I still have USB2.0...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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No wonder we live in such a violent society?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Whatever happened to the good olde days of "Leisure Suit Larry"?
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A little over the top for me, and I love shooter games.
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A pornography of weapons and testosterone; a visual Ebola; a product of psychotics whose minds are teratomas.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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The trailer would have been much better with this song[^] playing in the background
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TBH, I'm hoping it's a spoof, because it looks bloody boring.
"Run around and kill everyone" doesn't make for a fun gaming experience, but I'd guess that the makers haven't given much focus to anything else.
There must be a dozen ways to tweak it to make it fun -- e.g. you have to run around and kill selected individuals who have infiltrated towns, so it looks like you're on a rampage, and you have to run/hide from the cops -- but I doubt that the idea of actually doing anything interesting is involved in the game design.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't get the - apparently worldwide - passion for all things dark and deadly. Why the vampire movies and TV shows? Why the video games that feature guns and gore and scantily-clad beautiful-though-clearly-lacking-in-intelligence-and-taste females who are oddly attracted to everything contra-survival for their potential future offspring? Why are so many videos and TV shows featuring fictional creatures called "zombies?" Somebody remind me - how is this entertainment? And should I want people who find this entertaining as neighbors?
I grew up with guns, in a city, in California (now a Peoples' Republic uninhabitable by decent human beings), and I never dreamed of taking a gun to school. I also never spotted a zombie in the yard, or needed a cross (or Buffy) to keep vampires away from my bed. Of course, Buffy would have been welcome in my bed, but she would never have visited my town. In my high school, we had to get a permit from the American Kennel Association to hold a homecoming dance.
I grew up ordering volatile chemicals by mail order as a ten year old, since the 50 lb bags of potassium nitrate we had in the garage to feed the lawn weren't explosive enough to make really good fireworks and rocket engines. Nobody ever broke down my door in a flak jacket to find out why I needed it. I made a lot of explosives as a child, back when chemistry sets contained chemicals that were actually useful for something. I never took a bomb to school, nor did anyone else. We had a thing called "morals" back then, which we learned on our parents' knees, with the help of a belt or switch from a close by shrub or tree.
Where did you godless, violent, virulent subspecies of homosapiens called "kids" come from? Is it too late to ask you to go back? I blame video game programmers. They created this junk to compensate for their under-developed genitals which keep them from screwing the really hot chicks in daycare. They actually hate their lives, and want to ensure that everyone else has a really bad day, every day. They write violent games that artificially empower wimps who have no good reason to live or breed, by giving them the virtual power they could never hope to earn in a real world. This desensitizes them to human suffering and makes them unfeeling, robotic creatures devoted to making themselves feel adequate by hurting others who were really just standing around, minding their own business and hoping that Ed McMahon would arise from the grave to deliver a huge check from Publishers' Clearinghouse.
I call for a Jihad targeting video game developers, especially those who make more money and get more hot chicks than me. Who's with me???
Will Rogers never met me.
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