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d@nish wrote: I am too old for clubs
How can anybody be to old for a club and still be able to see what's on his screen? Or do you reader that tells you what is answered to your thread?
By the way, three month ago in one of the clubs I go, somebody celebrated is 78s birthday. But if you are much older, I can understand. 
So my motto is:
If you are not dead go to a club, if you are dead play golf with the other zombies. 
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I don't know. I feel old when I see people in early 20s at the club. I just have 10 months and I will quit 20s. I swear.
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Uh. Yes. I'm in the early 20s. Na, in real life I'm end 20s. Okay. That's a lie. I'm in the 40s. But I'm number one on the dancefloor.
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...and if you do go to Margaret river, go eat some chocolates, cakes, and ice cream at the Margaret river chocolate factory.
If you go to Carvesham wildlife park, you can pet some kangaroos.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I have to watch my diet. My Mrs is after me full time on that one. I can sure try out the park.
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Is there anything else to do in Aussie wildlife parks except to pet kangaroos, wombats, wallabies, koalas, cane toads, venomous snakes and spiders, rabbits, etc? 
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Get laughed at by kookaburras.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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d@nish wrote: That's where I am till 15-Nov-2014. Any kind Aussie CPian here?
If you are only in Perth until the 15th cause you're then coming to Sydney you're in luck. That's the day I have my party and will be cracking my keg of beer in the backyard with a barbie.
If you're heading back to India you miss out.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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and it is trying to crawl out of my throat. Trying not to gag as I type this. What if it lays eggs in me belly? 
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Drink water and flush it down. It is full of protein. Enjoy.
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Keep me informed of your progress, and I'll sell the story to hollywood.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your stomach acid should take care of that.
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Slacker007 wrote: What if it lays eggs in me belly?
Doubt your stomach acid would allow that. Of course if it bothers you that much, just swallow a spider. 
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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A European fly or an African fly?
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He did say swallow, so it would have to be the unladen one. Beyond that, who can tell?
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Should have asked for ID and passport on the way in...
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Quick, swallow a spider!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Is your insurance up to date? clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Is your insurance up to date? clickity[^]
Good thing he didn't swallow a centipede
(No way I'm actually linking to that movie here... Or its sequel)
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Does it taste like chicken?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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No, but it tastes like frog legs. 
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That actually makes sense in a you are what you eat sort a way.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Perhaps you should swallow a spider,
it may wriggle and jiggle and tickle inside you,
just swallow the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why you swallowed the fly 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Slacker007 wrote: What if it lays eggs in me belly? 
Maybe this will happen to you NSFW...[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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