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Not a chance!
After nearly 37 years we have an arrangement: I don't go clothes or shoe shopping with her and she doesn't ask.
On the other hand she always comes when it's my turn, no doubt attempting to ensure I don't make a COMPLETE fool of myself. Even after 37 years she hasn't worked out that that's futile! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I wonder if I have found the ultimate lurker, 1 message in 10 years and a rep of over 2k. Which probably indicates he actively browses the the site very regularly.
I was browsing the comment on this article[^] and noticed nearly everyone was low rep with (to me) unpronounceable names when I ran across him.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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His rep graph says he logs in and tidies up something most days!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a Cleaner! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He deserves a badge of some sort, while not active he is at least positive, good on im!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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As long as he isn't a jogger.
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I follow The Big Yin's Life Lessons (at the end of the first biography his wife wrote of him "Billy"):
Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.Have lots of long lie-ins.Wear sturdy socks, learn to grow out of medium underwear and, if you must lie about your age, do it in the other direction. Tell people you're ninety-seven and they'll think you look f*cking great.Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.Never eat food that comes in a bucket.If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.Boo joggers.Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I love the Big Yin and this is excellent advice
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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I see.
Oh well.
Just time for another bath.
I'm sure #2 will give you a drink if you ask him.
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They are not unpronouncable names. Only if my name isn't the lengthiest name!
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I like how he seems to have decided that the mods English is incorrect and has changed the title of his post from "My vote of 5" to "my vote is 5"
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The ironic part is you were lurking when you found him.
Jeremy Falcon
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But by his rep points he rarely gets back here!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) The great clarinetist died at age 85. He wrote the tune, "Stranger on the Shore" for his daughter, Jenny. But, this cat could rock too: [^].
Stranger On the Shore [^]
"Here I stand, watching the tide go out
So all alone and blue
Just dreaming dreams of you
I watched your ship
As it sailed out to sea
Taking all my dreams
And taking all of me
The sighing of the waves
The wailing of the wind
The tears in my eyes burn
Pleading, "My love, return"
Why, oh, why must I go on like this?
Shall I just be a lonely
Stranger on the Shore?
The sighing of the waves
The wailing of the wind
The tears in my eyes burn
Pleading, "My love, return"
Why, oh, why must I go on like this?
Shall I just be a lonely
Stranger on the shore?" Words by Robert Mellin
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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Quote: My love, return
Return what? A Love object?
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Wow, you really need to work on your English, its quite obvious really.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I wouldn't exactly call that rock, but definitely up tempo. Wonderful stuff.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said "A penny for your thoughts, Angus?"
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss?"
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus?"
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle?"
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. And the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus?"
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg".
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus?"
The young man glanced down with a furrowed brow. "Well, noo" he said "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time".
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye" said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Do I need to get my coat?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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No, we don't mind if you get rained on and freeze.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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