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I am on a weeks holidays from last night.
Off to beautifull Harvey Bay, QLD[^] for a week to meet up with my folks.
First off though, a quick mtn bike ride on some single tracks in the local national park to get the adrenalin running. 
What are you all up to today... 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: I am on a weeks holidays from last night.
What are you ding organising to go back to work for one day next Friday just to havethe weekend off?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's a Kiwi week MM - 11 Days! 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: It's a Kiwi week MM - 11 Days!
So when do you get back. I have a keg sorted for the 15th. Didn't bottle it this time, bought 24 schooners instead and we're pouring and drinking.
Kiwi (?) Garth will be turning up this time.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sorry man, I don't get back into Sydney until 16th.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: Sorry man, I don't get back into Sydney until 16th.
That's my birthday. Keg and barbie will be going again Sunday if you can be arsed getting over. Understand you'll be knackered from the trip, but the offers there anyway.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I plan to prepare my stuff for garden work[^] this weekend. Am I glad I never posed a threat to anybody's life like this guy.
If the weather is bad, I will take SharpGL for a test drive. Programming could be fun again if I manage to get rid of any Javascript or Mickeysoft.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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It's a quarter past nine PM and I have just finished uploading a couple of scripts for a client that has been waiting patiently for over a week. It's hard to stay caught up when my business partner gets a couple of pet projects going and demands that I work on only what she needs...'damn the pesky customers who keep interrupting you with their petty little problems, only work on my projects!'...meanwhile, the backlog of unresolved support tickets continues to build.  A few more late nights and a couple of weekends and I might get caught up! All this work has seriously been cutting into my lounge time! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Due to popular demand I just uploaded a pic of myself as profile pic 
The long hair will be gone before the end of the year!
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
My blog[ ^]
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I have no daughters (that I know of), but I expect they would look a lot like that.
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In that case I think it's for the best that you have no daughters... 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
My blog[ ^]
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I have no daughters (that I know of)
Such is the life of a programmer.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: PIEBALDconsult wrote: I have no daughters (that I know of)
Such is the life of a programmer.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I like your replay better than the one I was going to post. Thought about something saying he looked like a girl.
And yes I am bald witha short beard.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: And yes I am bald witha short beard.
Actually, you look a little bit more like a motorcycle. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: And yes I am bald witha short beard.
Why don't you just turn your head upside-down then?
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yeah coz all CPIAN's make CP a family thing
I can just see it now...settling down after dinner on a Saturday night - shall we have some icecream and watch a movie kids?\
No Mum and Dad we want to log onto Codeproject and browse the member profiles and read articles.
Oh *gosh* (says the teenage girl) look at *HIM* hes so dreamy, iwant to have his babies
Thats it (says Dad, shocked)- we're watching Schwarzenegger....honey pass the remote....honey get OFF that profile right now!
whats that punk's name? Maunder? right he'll be getting a strongly worded email from me.
MCAD
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It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
My blog[ ^]
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My pic might make 'em hungry.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Yup. Looks like meat, bread, cheese and some discardebles 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Wow! I've never met a ham sandwich that can write software! 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
My blog[ ^]
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Plenty of hams though?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Actually I knew a Ham. She was a bit overweight too.
I guess I don't have to tell you she didn't like her last name all that much
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
My blog[ ^]
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... but could she write software?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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She couldn't...
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
My blog[ ^]
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