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Keith Barrow wrote: indigenous populations
Even they came over on the B Ark.
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This also.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Nice to know we're all descended from prehistoric hairdressers, account executives, and telephone sanitizers, huh?
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It took me half an hour to get that reference. In my defense I can only say I read it in Italian and not in English, still... shame on me!
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I'm tired of the British always trying to steal American glory.
If it were up to this American we'd of never introduced tea to the British Isles.
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Sometimes I bet you wish you never discovered us in the first place.
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I thought you were discovered by the spanish
M.D.V. 
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Hmm, lets see.
Z3 was the world's first working programmable, fully automatic digital computer. (1941)
Colossus is the world's first electronic digital computer that was programmable. (1944)
Eniac is the first electronic general-purpose computer. (1946)
Are everyone satisfied now? 
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Um...maybe not.
I'd be tempted to throw the Jacquard Loom[^] into the picture: programmable, digital, working (and still in use in some places) - invented in 1801 - and kick started the Industrial Revolution.
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I thought "computer" was the keyword. 
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You can program it, it has input and output - heck, it's even got a graphics display(if a bit low resolution, unless it is working with really fine silk).
What does a computer do that this doesn't? (Apart from play Doom )
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I was going to say that you can't use it for calculations, but I know it would hit back on me. You probably could play Doom on it, even if very slowly.
So, what's the definition of Computer?
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: So, what's the definition of Computer?
A machine that makes humans waste their lives arguing about semantics.
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Must resist upvoting...
Failed again.
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I don't know!
Google defines it as:
"an electronic device which is capable of receiving information (data) in a particular form and of performing a sequence of operations in accordance with a predetermined but variable set of procedural instructions (program) to produce a result in the form of information or signals."
But Wiki says:
"A computer is a general purpose device that can be programmed to carry out a set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. Since a sequence of operations can be readily changed, the computer can solve more than one kind of problem."
And I have to say that the google definition is closer to my ideal! But...the "electronic" bit would exclude the Jacquard Loom - and also the Babbage Difference Engine. Removing that would remove Ada Lovelace from the role of "first programmer" and I'm pretty sure she deserves that title!
So my feeling is that the Google definition (sans one word) fits a computer well - and also the loom.
You have to remember that all out modern computers are based on devices which worked solely from punched cards - which started life as a data storage media, which were derived from the loom!
As usual, the "Search for Beginnings" is complicated...
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OriginalGriff wrote: As usual, the "Search for Beginnings" is complicated...
What was first? The chicken or the egg?
M.D.V.
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That one's easy: the egg.
1) Long, long before the first even vaguely recognisable chicken-like creature, dinosaurs were laying eggs (among a lot of other species over the years)
2) And then...[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: What does a computer do that this doesn't? (Apart from play Doom )
We can't say for sure if we didn't try. The result would be one of a kind cloth 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I think the ping time would make it kinda difficult to play!
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Why? With such a low framerate you'd have plenty of time to react so you should be able to hit anything with a perfect shot
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By which time it's in a different county, never mind room!
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The Ping is the excuse of the weak !
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Argonia wrote: The Ping is the excuse of the weak week!
FTFY!
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OriginalGriff wrote: What does a computer do that this doesn't? (Apart from play Doom )
It took me Four Hours to make that f***in' cacodemon, and you just chopped it up with a f***in' chainsaw!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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