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User 1013254614-Jan-15 21:58
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I've had a few of these. If I'm not busy I tell them I don't really understand computers and ask them if they can tell me what operating system I have (I was told Windows 10 a few years ago by one caller).

They usually end up asking me to open the Windows event log (where they'll show me some normal logs but try and explain that they're a sign of a virus/problem), so I get them to explain it step by step...

Them: Click on the Start Button
Me: What's a "Start Button"?
Them: It's at the bottom left of your screen
Me: No, I can't see anything there, are you sure it's supposed to be there?
...10-15 minutes later...
Them: What make is your computer?
Me: Apple
Them: -- Gone --

Laugh | :laugh:
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.


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